I love turtles. They don't hurt anyone. They just sit there, all chilled, like "Hey, I'm gonna go swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. Cuz I'm a turtle and I can."
I love it when a guy #39 See's that you're strap of your tank top/dress is falling off your shoulder, and instead of pulling it down... he pushes it back up. nmf.
Friend: Hey do u know the password 2 Nicks computer? Me: Nipple Me: OMG I MEANT NOPE DAMN AUTO CORRECT!!!! Friend: DUDE it worked! Me:....Well, this is awk.
imagine...all of the directioners trapped in a room and they have to fight til death and the 5 remaining marry one direction. Ladies and Gentlemen, The Husband Games.
I Don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later their Facebook status goes to "single" I mean, I fight with my parents And you don't see me Change my status to "orphan" nmf