jstallons's Quotes

jstallons
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 8:35pm UTC

SCHOOL FOR 12 YEARS,
COLLEGE FOR 4, THEN
YOU WORK UNTIL YOU DIE.
COOL.

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jstallons
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 7:56pm UTC

that'd be so cool if ios7 could
tell you how many other girls he was
texting the same thing to.

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jstallons
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 11:37pm UTC

Fall: wears hoodies
Winter: wears hoodies
Spring: wears hoodies with sleeves rolled up
Summer: turns up ac and wears hoodies

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jstallons
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 11:31pm UTC

The year is 2048
Twerking has become a sport
The seas are now made of starbucks
Ugg boots are required

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jstallons
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 11:25pm UTC

What if one day you woke up and you didn't have eyebrows..
Byebrows

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jstallons
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 11:14pm UTC

Lost and insecure
You found me, you found me
Lying on the floor
Surrounded, surrounded
Why'd you have to wait?
Where were you? Where were you?
Just a little late
You found me, you found me

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jstallons
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 11:31pm UTC

If you make a quote saying you support gay marriage
you get 1,000 likes and a few comments. If you
make a quote saying you don't support gay marriage
you get 1,000 comments and a few likes.
It doesn't make sense.

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jstallons
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 11:08pm UTC

The other day a lady tried to run
me over with her stroller. I
now understand why I
have very few friends.

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jstallons
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 8:55am UTC

-------------------------
The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
-------------------------
nmq

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jstallons
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 1:09pm UTC

It seems my stomach only growls at school when it's really quiet.

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jstallons
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 12:31pm UTC

How to get a top quote on Witty Profiles:
1.Copy and paste something from Facebook/Twitter.
2.Steal someone else's format that has been used 3,042 times.
3.Say it was quoted from Wiz Khalifa, Eminem, or Mac Miller.
4.Just put, "Favorite if youve ever breathed." That'll get em.
5.Be completely and utterly unoriginal.
- E m i n e m

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jstallons
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 11:09pm UTC

Here's to never growing up ♥

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jstallons
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 10:01pm UTC

person: *doesn't reply*
me: They hate me
me: I hate me
me: Everyone hates me

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jstallons
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 7:03pm UTC

School has two O's in it. So does the Holocaust. Wake up America.

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jstallons
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Police: "Anything you say can or will be held against you." Me: "Zac Efron."

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jstallons
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 6:38pm UTC

Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence* Popular person: *sneeze* Class: GOD BLESS YOU, LORD JESUS LET GOD PROTECT YOU FROM THAT SNEEZE. AMEN!

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jstallons
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 7:10pm UTC

I really can't picture
anyone having a crush on me.
I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep,
or telling their friends about me.
I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said Hi to them,
or even just smiled at them.
I can't picture someone smiling at the computer screen
or their cell phones when we're talking..

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jstallons
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 12:20pm UTC

Happy 10th birthday Witty!!!!!

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jstallons
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 5:40pm UTC

Look at the keyboard. It has "U" and "I" together. Now look underneath that. It says "JK".

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jstallons
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 5:31pm UTC

The Kids Pop version of Thrift Shop says "Walk up in the club like whaddup I got a cool mom!"

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