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jsoccer2213
posted a quote
July 2, 2009 2:04pm UTC

today
i saw a commercial for the snuggie.
i thought it was a stupid idea but i couldnt
change the channel because i was under a blanket
and i didnt want my arms to get cold
MLIA

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jsoccer2213
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July 2, 2009 1:57pm UTC

today
i thought of the perfect comeback for an argument i had three days ago.
MLIA

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jsoccer2213
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July 2, 2009 1:52pm UTC

today
I was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school,
when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood.
They continued on their way and didn't bother me at all.
MLIA

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jsoccer2213
posted a quote
July 2, 2009 1:47pm UTC

today
no one wished me happy birthday.
i wasnt surprised because today isnt my birthday
MLIA

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jsoccer2213
posted a quote
July 2, 2009 1:46pm UTC

today
i turned 11. i did not receive a letter from hogwarts.
MLIA

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jsoccer2213
posted a quote
July 2, 2009 10:59am UTC

&when you think tim mcgraw
i hope you think my favorite song
someday you'll turn your radio on
i hope it takes you back to that place.

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jsoccer2213
posted a quote
July 2, 2009 10:54am UTC

he said the way my blue eyes shined
put those georgia stars to shame that night
i said,"thats a lie."

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jsoccer2213
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July 1, 2009 4:19pm UTC

&+love
is giving someone a gun,
letting them point it at your head,
and believing they wont pull the trigger.
<3

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jsoccer2213
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June 30, 2009 9:48am UTC

friends are like potatoes
if you eat them.... they die

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jsoccer2213
posted a quote
June 29, 2009 10:06pm UTC

i know your type
boy, your dangerous
the kinda guy
i'd be stupid to trust
just one night couldnt be so wrong
you make me wanna lose control

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jsoccer2213
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June 26, 2009 9:13pm UTC

peter pan and wendy
turned out fine
so wont you fly with me?

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jsoccer2213
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June 24, 2009 11:11am UTC

we'll laugh til we cry
read eachothers minds
live with a smile
make it all worth while
make it all worth while...

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June 24, 2009 10:46am UTC

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June 24, 2009 10:28am UTC

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June 24, 2009 10:24am UTC

its time for sumerrrrrrrr
late nights. water fights.
lemonade, in the shade.
short skirts. big flirts.
schools out, summers in.
lookin' fine, in summer
oh' nineeee

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jsoccer2213
posted a quote
June 24, 2009 10:15am UTC

i think its kinda unfair that there is an s in the word lisp

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jsoccer2213
posted a quote
June 23, 2009 10:03pm UTC

everything in this room is eatible
even i'm eatible but
-------> that my dear
children is called [ c a n n i b a l i s m ]
and is in fact frowned
upon in most societies.
willy_wonka
lmao

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jsoccer2213
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May 13, 2009 9:11pm UTC

how to make him interested:
1. walk up to him and start talking
2. make yourself sound taken, but make sure you make it sound like he has a chance
3. suddenly completely ignore him and start talking to the other people around you
4. act interested in another boy in the room (it makes them crazy!)
5. and then when they're least expecting it, grab them by the shoulders and *kiss* them
-vince- what i like about you

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March 13, 2009 2:49pm UTC

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jsoccer2213
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March 1, 2009 5:55pm UTC

i dont eat what i cant pronounce

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