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January 15, 2010 12:20pm UTC

kissing test
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3.copy and past this quote
4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

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January 13, 2010 12:18pm UTC

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January 5, 2010 3:30pm UTC

Your 8 names ;
Your Real Name:
(self explanitory)
Jessica
Your "Gangsta" Name:
(first 4 letters of real name plus dizzle)
Jessdizzle
Your Detective Name:
(favorite color & favorite animal)
red dog
Your Soap Opera Name:
(street you live on & middle name)
SycamoreLee
Your Star Wars Name:
(first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name)
ResLe
Your Superhero Name:
(2nd favoritecolor & favorite drink)
PurpleRootbeer
Your Witness Protection Name:
(one of your parent's middle name)
Lynn
Your Goth Name:
(black & the name of one of your pets)
blackCallie

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December 23, 2009 3:16pm UTC

The blonde test =]
36/40
We're so smart...you should of seen us try to type just that!
1 [x ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 [x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
6 [x] You have ran into a tree
7 [] It is possible to lick your elbow
8 [x] You tried to lick your elbow after you read this
9 [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 [x] You just tried to sing them
11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 [ x] You have choked on your own spit
13 [ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 [x] You just looked at it
16 [ x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 [x] A LOT of People have called you slow
18 [x ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
21 [x] You've fallen asleep in class
22 [x ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 [ x] People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you
25 [x ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
27 [ ] You have eaten a bug
28 [ x ]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
31 [ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 [x] You break a lot of things; just about everyday
33 [ x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
34 [ x] You tilt your head when you're confusedd
35 [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
36 [ x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
ceiling/wall.
37 [x] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
38 [x ] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing

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December 23, 2009 3:05pm UTC

Can you name 13 boys off the top of your head?
1. jr
2. robby
3. brandon
4. andrew
5. brian
6. ryan
7. juan
8. blaze
9. birdy
10. alex
11. zack
12. justin
13. jason
How did you and #12 meet?
school
you ever seen #4 cry?
yes
Would #11 and #2 make a good couple?
yes they would they would make an amazing
Are you really good friends with #13?
not really
Do you think #5 is cute?
yeah
Something about #1...?
he's my friends boyfriend
What's #7's favorite color?
IDK
What would you do if #6 confessed that they liked you?
die of laughter
Fact about #9?
he's our Colby buddy
What's the worst thing about #10?
everything
Whos going out with number 13?
bre
What do you think about #3?
he's tall
Who is your favorite guy on the list?
everybody

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December 21, 2009 12:20pm UTC

Guys: Put your hands around her waist firmly
Girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
Guys: whisper in her ear
Girls: giggle
Girls: whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back!
Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her
Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it!
Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers!
Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush
**************
STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
now copy and repost
by 12pm tonight this if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years. your 1 true love will realize how
much they want you if you don't repost this, your
life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever

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December 17, 2009 3:16pm UTC

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December 17, 2009 12:25pm UTC

Just leave with me now. Say the word and well go.
Ill be your teacher. Ill show you the ropes.
You'll see a side of love you've never known.
I can see it going down, going down.
In my head, I see you all over me.
In my head, you fulfill my fantasy.
Youll be screaming no.
In my head, its going down.
In my head, its going down.
In my head
In my head by Jason Derulo
I love this song

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December 16, 2009 2:59pm UTC

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December 15, 2009 3:10pm UTC

DESCRIBE YOUR SELF AND PASS IT ON!!!!!
Color hair-Dark Brown
Piercings- first hole in my ear
wear eyeliner?- Yes i sure do
Fav singer- I have way to many to think of
Fav band- I like lots of bands
Baseball team- Milwaukee Brewers
Hockey team-Eau Claire
sport- Pool/Ping Pong
shoes- K-Swiss .
cell phone- Samsung
Now....copy,paste,answer the questions and repost

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December 15, 2009 2:50pm UTC

My Crush
My Crush ♥ Say your crushes name six times. Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.Decide what's more important, love,or 10 milliondollars. Now make one last wish, the love, or the money. Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush" and you'll
get an unexpected talk from your crush...DON'T screw it up.
credit to the first person with this....

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December 15, 2009 12:34pm UTC

start time: 11:07am
When was the last time you cried? uhm prob. bout a week ago
Have you ever faked sick? maybe
What was the last lie you said? that i didn't no who i was talkn to
Have you ever cried during a movie? yup
Have you ever danced in the rain? yup
Have you ever been drunk? kinda ;)
Do you smoke? nope
What is your full name? J...... L.. R.....
What is your blood-type? idk
Have you ever been in a car accident? nope
Have you ever had an online relationship? nope
Have you ever been rejected by a crush? yup
What is your favourite sport to play? idk
Have you ever made a prank phone call? yup
Have you ever said "I Love you" and not meant it? yeah
Is there anything that you have done that you regret? Yeah
What do you want to be when you grow up? idk
What is your political persuassion? idk
Do you believe in g-d? uhmm
Do you believe in love at first sight? Sometimes
Do you believe in karma? Heck yes
Who was your first crush? Idk i had to many
Who do you have a crush on? a few guys
How would you describe yourself? fun, easy going, love to laugh,.....
What are you afraid of? lots of things
Are you religious? kinda
What does your screen name mean? lots of things
What person do you trust the most? my family
What is your perfect pizza? supreme
What was your first thought this morning? why did i stay up that late
What was your last thought before you went to bed? i hope he texts me, but someone else texted me
What did you do last night? i went to my lil brothers concert
Have you ever been in love? yup
Are you a morning person or a night person? night
ever been asked to give a hj/bj? maybe
farthest uve been with sumone.? for me to no
do u love someone? maybe
hate school right?yup
fav boy & girl name? lots of names
fav band/singer? I have lots of favs.
end time: 11:33am

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December 11, 2009 3:19pm UTC

How much do the teachers hate you...?
[x] Gotten a referral ...i think
[x]Gotten detention
[]Gotten your cell phone/ipod taken away
[]Gotten suspended
[x]Gotten caught chewing gum during class
TOTAL SO FAR:3
[x]Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
[x] Didnt do homework over 5 times
[] Returned at least 2 projects in late
TOTAL SO FAR:5
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it
[]skipped class at least 1 time
[] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
TOTAL SO FAR:6
[] Texted people during class
[x] Passed notes DUH!!!!
[x] Threw stuff across the room pencil sharpener or notes
[x] Laughed at the teacher ....umm hasn't everyone?
TOTAL SO FAR:9
[x] Went on myspace, friendster , xanga , etc on the computer at school ....gmail and witty of coursee
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[] Called people during school hours
[] Listened to an ipodcd player/mp3 during class
[x] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
TOTAL SO FAR:12
[] threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the class room without permission
[] Broke the dress code
[] Failed a class,not a grade,a class
[x] Ate food during class
TOTAL SO FAR:14
[] Gotten a call home
[] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
[x] Didnt take your stuff to school
[] Gotten a detention and didnt go
[] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
[x] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
TOTAL SO FAR:16
[x] Slept in class
[x] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket
[] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher)
[] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
[] Treat the teacher as invisible
TOTAL: 18
Multiply your total by 100 = 1800
Divide that by 36: = about 50%
That is the % teachers hate you in school

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December 7, 2009 3:26pm UTC

1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 [x]Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 [x]You have jumped out of a movingvehicle
5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
6 [] You have ran into a tree
7 [] It Is possible to lick your elbow
8 [x]You tried to lick your elbow after you read this
9 [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 [x] You just tried to sing them
11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 [x] You have choked on your own spit
13 [] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 [x] You just looked at it
16 [ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 [x] A LOT of People have called you slow
18 [ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 [ x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
21 [x] You've fallen asleep in class
22 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 [ ] People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you
25 [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
27 [x] You have eaten a bug
28 [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
31 [x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 [] You break a lot of things
33 [x] Your friends know not to use big words around you (most of t hem do)
34 [x] You tilt your head when you're confusedd
35 [x] You have fallenout of your chair before
36 [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
ceiling/wall.
37 [x] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing
33/40

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