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joshmet1

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Member Since: 2 Nov 2012 11:58am

Last Seen: 28 Jan 2013 11:06am

Gender: M

user id: 337044

AYEE.
I'm Josh. Like my quotes and you'll get a cookie, okay ? ^__^

joshmet1
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 7:51pm UTC
First day of school:
me: f*ck you
me: f*ck you
me: f*ck you
me: damn you sexy
me: f*ck you
me: f*ck you
me: definitely f*ck you
me: MAHH NIGGAHHH!!!!!

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joshmet1
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 4:38pm UTC
BEFORE YOU KISS A GIRL:
~pull her close to your body
~look into her eyes
~look at her lips while biting yours
~look back at her eyes again
~grab her wrist
~grab her face gentley
~then slowly lean in and kiss her
It'll drive her crazy, I promise...

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joshmet1
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 8:06pm UTC
"Hey babe, you smell that?"
"No."
" Me neither, start cooking."

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joshmet1
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 6:49pm UTC
Apparently Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up.
She must be so heart broken.</3
And I'm sure Selena is pretty sad too...

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