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joshlikesu
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June 6, 2013 4:34am UTC

Telling a introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to hell.

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joshlikesu
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June 6, 2013 3:28am UTC

some girls: OMG HOW DARE YOU CALL HER UGLY, she's not fat, she is beautiful, EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL IN THEIR OWN WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
same girls: ew that guy is so gross and fat

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joshlikesu
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June 4, 2013 5:15am UTC

What if we took drugs in another reality and this whole life is the high?

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joshlikesu
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May 31, 2013 4:04am UTC

what if we could all make wishes but than someone wished we couldn't :O

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joshlikesu
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May 31, 2013 12:41am UTC

I wish i could record my dreams and watch them later.

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joshlikesu
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May 26, 2013 6:28am UTC

"Dude, she just called you fat"
"OH HELL NAW!
"Hold my cake"

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joshlikesu
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May 26, 2013 6:20am UTC

The best way to make someone remember you, is to borrow money from them...

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joshlikesu
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May 25, 2013 10:01am UTC

All my life i thought
air was free.....
until i bought a packet of chips.

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joshlikesu
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May 25, 2013 9:49am UTC

GIRL: What does IDK mean?
GUY: I dont know.
GIRL: OMG! NO ONE KNOWS!!!!

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joshlikesu
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May 25, 2013 9:46am UTC

The best ever feeling is waking up in the middle of the night and knowing theres still hours to sleep XD

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joshlikesu
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May 20, 2013 4:06am UTC

"I've reached that age
where my brain went from
you shouldn't really say that"
..........to.................
"What the hell lets see what happens"

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joshlikesu
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May 19, 2013 8:59am UTC

Realy sad quote that makes me wanna cry: "justin beiber is an excellent singer", makes me sad everytime.

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joshlikesu
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May 19, 2013 8:53am UTC

people who think they know everthing are a great annoyance to us who do..

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joshlikesu
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May 19, 2013 8:36am UTC

If you got no haters, u aint doing it right..:)

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joshlikesu
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May 9, 2013 6:31am UTC

That one feeling u get in maths when i understand something...XD

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joshlikesu
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May 6, 2013 3:37am UTC

Son: Why is my cousin's name diamonds?
Mother: Because your aunty loves diamonds...
Son: What about me?
Mother: You ask too many questions Dickson...i hate it! you need to stop....

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joshlikesu
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May 5, 2013 7:05am UTC

A guy is only inseure about losing his girl when he knows someone can treat her better!......

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joshlikesu
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May 4, 2013 11:32pm UTC

bored of being bored cause being bored is boring :(

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