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  1. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 1:23pm UTC
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  2. iloveyaahx3 iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    me: I really like him.
    friend: why?
    me: Are you serious? Have you seen his smile!?
    friend: You should tell him.. he likes you too.
    me: HE DOES? How do you know!?
    him: Because I know your friends password.

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    "hey do you remember that time when.."
    *mom walks in*
    "nevermind i'll tell you later."

  4. nikkilove7 nikkilove7
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    Please read this:
    Girl: "We're going over 100, slow down, I'm scared."
    Boy: "No, this is fun."
    Girl: "No it's not,please slow down. It's scary."
    Boy: "Do you love me?"
    Girl:"Yes of course, since day one!"
    Guy:"Then tell me you love me."
    Girl: I love you...now slow down please."
    Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug."
    **girl hugs him tight**
    Guy:"Can you take my helmet on and put it on, its bugging me."
    In the paper the next day, a article said that a motorcycle crashed
    into a building because of break failure. Two people, a guy and a
    girl were involved but only the girl survived. Halfway down the
    road, the guy had realized his brakes had broke, but he didn't want to scare the girl, so he didn't say anything. So, he made the
    girl say she loved him, and to feel her hug one last time. Then he
    let her wear his helmet so she would live...even if it mean he would die.
    Fave if you think this is so cute♥

  5. Austin21 Austin21
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 12:06pm UTC
    That mini heart attack
    you get when,
    when you get called down to the office ♥

  6. mylifeissoccer11 mylifeissoccer11
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    What did O say to Q?
    "Dude why is your dick hanging out? "
    [♥ ] Tumblr.
    LAYOUT CREDIT TO TWIHARD4EVA1012

  7. Enchanted777 Enchanted777
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    I remember how we felt
    sitting by the water,
    you saw me start to believe for the first time.

  8. LivvyLynne LivvyLynne
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 3:47pm UTC
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  9. Monicaforeverbrokenn Monicaforeverbrokenn
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    ░░░░
    oh, you hate me?
    well, that's okay.
    you're just one less person that I have to try to please ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. SianMarta SianMarta
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    Siblings ♥
    (You) Oh god, my sister is such a b-tch!
    (Friend) Tell me about it, she's really annoying.
    (You) Hey! that's my sister you're talking about!
    -___-

  12. shann_brogan shann_brogan
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    lol made you look.

  13. madiimuchhx8 madiimuchhx8
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    and theres a difference between...
    "okay"
    "okay?"
    "okay..."
    "okayy"
    and..
    "k."
    ;

  14. Anjchyka Anjchyka
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 6:15pm UTC

    My parents think
    Spongebob
    is a cheese.

  15. Dontbreakmex0 Dontbreakmex0
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    "
    Who else believes in
    11:11

  16. xxmissbieberxx xxmissbieberxx
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 9:33pm UTC

    does anyone else do this during class;
    1. peel your nail polish off
    2. search for split ends
    3. check the clock every 5 seconds
    4. draw hearts on your paper
    5. draw smiley faces on your hands
    6. secretly eat cuz your starving

  17. shann_brogan shann_brogan
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    you know you're lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans.

  18. Mollyyy Mollyyy
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    Gym class;
    the only reason to shave your legs in the winter.

  19. Kurousagi3 Kurousagi3
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    If I Ever Have A Kid...
    And they ask:'What is it like having the coolest kid ever?'
    I'll look them dead straight in the eyes and say:
    'I don't know, ask your grandparents.'
    [♥]

  20. LongGone LongGone
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    I Love When..
    A guy comes to kiss me while im yelling at him♥
    LOL JK, IT NEVER HAPPENED.

:)

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