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j0rdan*

Status: "Summertime, and American Honey"

Member Since: 27 Apr 2010 05:23pm

Last Seen: 24 Aug 2014 10:08pm

Location: Earth

Gender: F

user id: 107364

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hi, i'm jordan
I hope you always find a reason to smile

 

  1. j0rdan* j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 10:13pm UTC
    can we just fast forward to the part where
    i'm not awkward and can have a conversation with the
    male race without having a seizure ok thanks

  2. j0rdan* j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 10:11pm UTC
    i wish i was a bear because bears don't have to deal with boy problems
    or cold weather or school they just eat a lot and then sleep for like monthes

  3. j0rdan* j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 10:08pm UTC
    i've got 99 problems and like 86 of them are
    random scenerios i made up in my head

  4. j0rdan* j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 5:16pm UTC
    A Way Out
    Chapter One
    "You know I've always really liked you, Elody." he said.
    "You're beautiful and smart... you're different from all the other girls..." he added.
    Then we sat there, looking up at the stars, holding eachother.
    Out of no where, he grabbed my face and smiled, pulled me in and--
    *BEEP*
    *BEEP*
    It was 6:30 in the morning, a rude awakening.
    There are few problems with the dream I just had. The first is that no boy
    and I mean LITERALLY no boy I know has the maturity to talk that way.
    The second is that I am in no way shape or form "beautiful" or whatever.
    The third is that I live in Manhattan, you can't see the stars with all the city lights.
    Usually I would kick myself for this irrational and ridiculous dream, but not today.
    Today was the day I was going to embark on a dreamy and captivating journey to Venice, Italy.
    I'm staying there all summer where I'll study Shakespeare, get tan, and eat and drink all the amazing foods and wines.
    But mostly study Shakespeare.
    I kissed my parents goodbye and gaves hugs and whatever.
    My dad's driver drove me to the airport. My parents were to busy... typical.
    Exhausted and out of it I checked my luggage, went through security, and borded the plane.
    I took my seat and put my headphones on.
    I fell asleep hoping to sleep the whole plane ride.
    Part of me also hoped my dream would continue.

  5. j0rdan* j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    A Way Out
    Prologue
    I'd like to believe that there is a heaven.
    I'd also like to believe that there is a God somewhere up there.
    A God that maybe could one day give me some answers to why my life seems to be empty.
    A God that maybe could visit me and look into my eyes and say "I understand you.".
    A God that could answer all the questions in my head and calm the wavering thoughts in my brain.
    I'd really like to believe that. I'd like to believe that there is someone for everyone and that
    everyone will one day be reunited with ones they have loved and lost.
    I'd like to believe in destiny. I'm indecisive.
    My brain is constantly having a tennis match with itself over everything that pops into my mind.
    My name is Elody Hannon, I'm sixteen years old.
    I live in a world where botox is considered a hobby and money defines your self worth.
    I'd like to believe that I won't be damned into this society.
    But I'd like to believe a lot of things that probably aren't true.
    ***hi! please comment your thoughts!***

  6. j0rdan* j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    smile.
    it looks good on you.

  7. j0rdan* j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    hey you.
    yes, you. stop being unhappy with yourself. you are perfect.
    stop wishing you looked like someone else or wishing people
    liked you as much as they like someone else. stop trying to get
    attention from those who hurt you. stop hating your body, your
    face, your personality, your quirks, love them. without those
    things you wouldn't be you. and why would you want to be
    anyone else? be confident with who you are. smile. it'll draw
    people in. if anyone hates you because you are happy with
    yourself then stick your middle finger in the air and say
    screw it. my happiness will not depend on other anymore.
    i'm happy because i love who i am. i love my flaws. i love my
    imperfections. they make me me. and 'me' is pretty amazing
    -Tumblr, Thought y'all would like it :)

  8. j0rdan* j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    SOMEWHERE OVER THE
    RAINBOW,
    SKIES ARE BLUE,
    AND THE DREAMS THAT YOU
    DARE TO DREAM
    REALLY DO COME TRUE.
    -LYMAN FRANK BAUM

  9. j0rdan* j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    Him. You guys randomly start talking one day. He compliments you and tells you you're pretty and cute. He asks you about your past relationships and you as him about his. When you tell him you've been hurt multiple times, he tells you that all those guys are all jerks and stupid for letting a girl like you go. You then start to tell him some more stories about your past and he tells you his. You start flirting and so does he. You text everyday. You have deep, late night conversations. He always has something to say and he stays up late just to talk to you. Whenever you get a message from him, you cannot stop smiling. You are convinced he is the closest thing to perfection. When you hang out with him, you feel magnetic to him. Like something is pulling you towards him. He soon knows your deepest darkest secrets, and you know his. You tell your friends what an incredible and amazing guy he is. Soon he confesses his interest in you, you tell him the feeling is mutual. You hang out more and more. You talk more and more. You are so happy. Things are perfect. But one day, he stops texting you first. When you talk, you start the conversations. Things changed and you don't understand what happened. He stops putting effort into talking to you and doesn't talk to you like he used to. You become protective and clingy and you don't want any other girl in the picture. You ask him is everything is okay and he tells you everything is fine. You start to think maybe he's mad at you for something you did but he assures you that everything's alright and you need to relax. He tells you he has just been busy. He's still "busy" all the time and he doesn't even try to talk to you. Now every time you talk to him it becomes an arguement. You get scared that you are being annoying so you don't text him first anymore. Months pass, and you don't talk at all. You never know what happened from his point of view. Because of him, every day and night you're hurt and upset. You don't know what went wrong. Your friends tell you he's a jerk and to forget him because he doesn't deserve you. But you can't listen to them, you're already attatched to him. You miss the old person he used to be and don't even know who he has changed into. Now he has a new girl in his life. He's calling her cute names and telling her she's beautiful. Telling her everything he told you. He tells her everything you've heard before. He seems completely fine without you. He has someone else to talk to every day and night. You refuse to believed he played you, but it's true. You're still hurt and he has already moved on. You're still sad and cry everynight thinking about him. Everything reminds you of him. You can't go a day without thinking about him. You can't forget about him. You secretly hope that one day he will start talking to you again and you guys will pick up where you left off but you also know that will never happen. You compare every guy you now meet with him. He's already forgotten about you but you're still in love. Sound familiar?
    ---Tumblrrr

  10. j0rdan* j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 9:44pm UTC

    Summer 2k13

  11. j0rdan* j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 9:31pm UTC

    ★ I want someone who loves stars
    just as much as I do.

  12. j0rdan* j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    I should have known
    you'd never f a l l for me like
    i f e l l for you «

  13. j0rdan* j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    Him:
    i saw her today.
    it seems like it's been forever.
    she looks better than before.
    i asked how things were going.
    i'd pick her over the girl i'm with.
    i can't even look at her without crying.
    i told her i missed her.
    i mean it.
    i love her.
    i held her for the last time.
    then i went home and cried.
    i lost her.
    Her:
    i saw him today.
    i wonder if he still cares.
    i couldn't stop staring at him.
    i asked about his new girlfriend.
    he's probably really happy now
    he couldn't even look at me.
    he said he missed me.
    he didn't mean it.
    he loves his girlfriend.
    he gave me a friendly hug.
    then i went home and cried.
    i still love him.
    NOT MY QUOTE

  14. j0rdan* j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    but we were just too
    scared
    to say all the things worth saying.

  15. j0rdan* j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    everything will be okay in the end.
    if it's not okay, it's not the end.
    Format by Sandrasaurous♥

  16. j0rdan* j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    sometimes i wish i could just erase all these
    memories from my mind.

  17. j0rdan* j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    Why do I love someone who doesn't love me in return?
    Why do I cry over someone who hurt me?
    Why do I always think about him, when I know he
    is never thinking about me?
    Why do I keep waiting for him even though I know
    he will never ever come back?
    I'm so tired of aimlessly looking for reasons.
    Tell me why.

  18. j0rdan* j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    You say you want to die.
    but you really just want to be saved.
    Format by Sandrasaurous♥

  19. j0rdan* j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    Come back to me.

  20. j0rdan* j0rdan*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 6:34pm UTC
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