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jordi800

1. jordi800
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 12:09pm UTC
   2013 will be the first year since 1987 to have four different numbers. Think about it.
   
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2. jordi800
   posted a quote
   December 27, 2012 10:16pm UTC
   normal person's New Year's Resolution- lose weight, eat better, exercise more
   my New Year's Resolution- get top quote on Witty.
   
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3. jordi800
   posted a quote
   December 27, 2012 9:51pm UTC
   Dear Board of Education,
   So are we.
   Sincerely,
   The Students.
   
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4. jordi800
   posted a quote
   December 15, 2012 4:21pm UTC
   I just realized...
   That nobody on ICarly had a dad...
   
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5. jordi800
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2012 7:09pm UTC
   When a male penguin falls in love with a female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present her. And when he finally finds it, he waddles over to her and places the pebble right in front of her.
   I find this so cute
   
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6. jordi800
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2012 6:54pm UTC
   Did you know....
   For every M&M you eat, you have to run the length of a football field to burn it off...
   Im screwed
   
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7. jordi800
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 11:43am UTC
   This is to all the gymnasts, cheerleaders, and dancers out there.
   Did you know that it takes 30 muscles to throw a football but 40 muscles to do a standing backtuck.
   ~♥~
   
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8. jordi800
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 11:40am UTC
   That ugly look you make
   when the sun is in your eyes
   
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9. jordi800
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2012 1:17pm UTC
   What are you doing?
   Trying to rearrange the alphabet to put U and I together.
   there's no need for that when N and O are already together.
   
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10. jordi800
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    Did you know....
    Laughing for 15 seconds increases your life Span by 2 days.
    So why not always be happy?
    
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11. jordi800
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    Guys, i'm sick of this. I am almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that i live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where i work is the only place that hires high school graduates. I'd get out of this town if i could drive, but I've failed every test I've taken. I'm socially awkward, even my one other co-worker hates my guts. My one friend is athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what its like to be in the friend zone for so long. She's my only best friend besides this one kid, who i'm pretty sure is hanging around me cause he's mentally challenged. I guesss hes the only one who can tolerated me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a freakin pineapple under the sea.
    
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12. jordi800
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    July 4, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    On a scale of 1 to 10 your a 9 and i'm the one you need <3
    Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013
    
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13. jordi800
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    It's funny how when I'm
    loud,people tell me to
    be quiet. But when I
    am quiet, people asks
    whats wrong with
    me.
    I can never win
    
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14. jordi800
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    June 26, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    I wish i could record my dreams and watch them later
    
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15. jordi800
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    June 13, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    Timeline of a banana
    
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16. jordi800
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    Can switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?
    Did you just read this in his voice?
    Fav if you did
    
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17. jordi800
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    June 13, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    That awkward momentwhen someone says, "you two should date!" and your thinking, "trust me, I'm working on it!"
    
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18. jordi800
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    June 13, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you
    You're so lazy you didn't read all of the "you"s above and you also didn't notice one of them is acually "yoo".
    And, you're disappointed because you didn't find it.
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19. jordi800
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    You're Beautiful
    
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20. jordi800
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Laugh your heart out
    dance in the rain
    cherish the moments
    ignore the pain
    live, laugh, love
    forgive and forget
    lifes too short
    to be living with regrets
    <3
    
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