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jordanpolkadots

1. jordanpolkadots
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2011 9:22pm UTC
   1/3 of the world's pineapples
   come from hawaii ♥
   mind=blown ;)
   
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2. jordanpolkadots
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2011 9:06pm UTC
   REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
   1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
   2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
   3. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
   4. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
   ... 5. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
   6. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
   7. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
   8. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
   9. NO white pants that week.
   10. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
   11. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
   12. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
   13. boys are 10x more annoying.
   14. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
   15. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
   16. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
   17. you don't care about anything BUT food.
   18. you wish you weren't a girl.
   hahahhahahhahahaha :)aa
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3. jordanpolkadots
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2011 8:46pm UTC
   im socially awkward and i know it ♥
   
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4. jordanpolkadots
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   November 25, 2011 2:11pm UTC
   cool story bro.
   tell it again. ♥
   
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5. jordanpolkadots
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   November 24, 2011 11:14am UTC
   witty app♥
   
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6. jordanpolkadots
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   November 24, 2011 10:09am UTC
   thanksgiving isnt my favorite holiday....
   i'm a vegetarian.
   ♥
   
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7. jordanpolkadots
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2011 10:06am UTC
   be the change
   you'd like to see in the world
   ♥
   
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8. jordanpolkadots
   posted a quote
   November 23, 2011 10:13pm UTC
   why..
   does everyone on disney channel automatically have to sing?
   ♥♥♥♥
   
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9. jordanpolkadots
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   November 23, 2011 10:07pm UTC
   ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
   hidden dirty jokes from jessie:
   jessie: do you have an off button!?
   luke: ooh, you wanna try and find it?
   ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
   
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10. jordanpolkadots
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    i always think of the best things to say♥
    after they happen.
    
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11. jordanpolkadots
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    November 23, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    biggest lie ever:
    can i borrow a piece of paper?
    ♥
    
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12. jordanpolkadots
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    November 20, 2011 10:24pm UTC
    The biggest lies ever;
    what's wrong?
    nothing.I didn't get that text
    
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13. jordanpolkadots
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    if i made a twitter account
    and called it yellow brick road;
    would you follow me?
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14. jordanpolkadots
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    cant.hug.every.cat.
    ♥
    fave if you've seen this video ♥
    
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15. jordanpolkadots
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 10:57pm UTC
    the awkward moment when you totally couldve walked past the guy you were going to marry and you never even knew it ♥
    
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16. jordanpolkadots
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    November 11, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    teach me how to snuggie:) ♥♥
    
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17. jordanpolkadots
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    November 6, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    uhm...only cool people keep
    their phone in their bra ♥
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18. jordanpolkadots
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 9:16pm UTC
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    .
    if you should laugh as much as you breath, than the minutes spent underwater,
    are the ones we cry in ♥
    
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19. jordanpolkadots
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    i wish...
    that i could write down all my feelings
    and accidently drop it
    so that everyone would know
    that there's something more under that smile.
    ♥
    
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20. jordanpolkadots
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    that one patch of leg
    that never seems to shave no matter how hard you try.
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