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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. jonasXo15 jonasXo15
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2010 7:50pm UTC
    True Story...;
    (Flashback;5thGrade)
    You ask me out; I say No, because my mother told me to.But It made you upset, So i told you yes.Your on my bus.In the morning me and you were always the first ones off, because we were safetys.We walk to the curb,and we give eachother a hug.At the end of everyday you sit with me on the bus,My head fits perfectly into your shoulder.No matter what we would always be together.---->You break up with me.</3:I cry. A few days later, we go to Great-Adventure for our school safety trip, You ask me out again on the bus,and I say yes. It was the first time for both of us going on El Toro, we hold hands the whole time<3. At recess, I'm the only one from my class that you let me play kickball with...--->You break up with me. A few days later, you text me and ask me out again.I say yes. Over the weekend, I go to my friends house. We invite you,and you come. We swing on the hammock for hours.Holding hands,feeling like i'm in heaven. We go inside,My friends play guitar hero.Me and you are on the couch,and I cuddle with you.iLoveYou.;We break up</3
    (MovingFoward;6thGrade)
    You ask me out again, I say yes. I never thought it would happen again.When I am in your arms, there's no better feeling. We hangout,and we fight, But i NEVER told you I loved you.You were my everything.But then you dump me, for a aneraxic-druggie....
    (NOW.)
    You ask me for advice on how to ask out my Best Friend, out of no where. We start to talk alot. My status's are "Why did I ever Let you Go?",;" I wish I never let you go..." Yet you still don't know how I feel. Don't come crying to me when my Best Friend rejects you....Because I'm gonna be the one running into your arms.
    . . .I L O V E Y O U < 3
    & still you can't see it.</3

  3. jonasXo15 jonasXo15
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2010 7:20pm UTC
    Babyy;;
    iLoveYou.;I Wissh I NEVER let you go</3
    All Minne,..
    Comment...;Click Heart<3...;Give Creditttt.

  4. twinkiesxox twinkiesxox
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2009 3:26pm UTC
    Adam Lambert '09
    [; [: (: [= (=


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. kelssx3 kelssx3
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2009 11:17pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    You might be good at Football,
    You might be good at Track,
    But when it comes to fieldhockey,
    We’re bringing sexy back.
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    credit to bffmonkeyzz123
    just changed the sport!.<3

  7. puddlebunny puddlebunny
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2009 4:59pm UTC
    here's to the girls
    who wake up every morning with a battle to fight
    with choices and decisions that need to be right
    a heart broken. a friend lost
    but in the end, it's worth the cost
    cause you know what?
    a heart can be fixed and friends can be found
    you're lucky i mean, just look around

  8. jonasXo15 jonasXo15
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2009 1:28pm UTC
    Psssh . . .
    I'm not clumsy. . . pssh.
    I just test gravity to see if it is working.
    Pssssh!

  9. liveLAUGHlove96 liveLAUGHlove96
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 10:34am UTC
    Does anyone else wonder what guys do at sleepovers?

  10. SAAMxrawrr SAAMxrawrr
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 10:18am UTC
    aims great;;
    because when you wanna take
    something back, you can just
    say, "sorry that was my cousin."

  11. xxdanggGIRL xxdanggGIRL
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 11:58am UTC
    Welcome to ;
    middle school
    where everything you say
    can & will be used as a
    [ sexual comment . ]

  12. yummxwafflesss yummxwafflesss
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 12:43pm UTC
    Even though
    I kinda knew we were a lie,
    it was like a pain reliever. I mean,
    the pain was still there,
    but I didn't feel it for a while.

  13. jaZZyjeNNy56 jaZZyjeNNy56
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 12:44pm UTC
    im his ;; hes mine
    [ End Of Story ]

  14. xsanaa26x xsanaa26x
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 12:44pm UTC
    okay, i just gotta say it.
    >< " I love you. " ><
    now you, say it back.

  15. LAXbabe3334 LAXbabe3334
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 12:44pm UTC
    That boy can...
    Eget outta here.
    Fget lost.
    Ggo to pluto.
    Hdig a hole to china.
    I&+ slap himself in the face.
    you, know? just go play your stupid xbox.Ä
    Credit to me♥

  16. jonasXo15 jonasXo15
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2009 6:59pm UTC
    && Who remembers....
    Brickwall waterfall girl u think u got it all
    well you dont and i do so boom with that attitude.
    Peace punch captin crunch, i got something you
    cant touch, bang bang choo choo train wind me up
    i'll do my thang, no resces pieces seven up. you
    mess with me, i'll mess you up

  17. jonasXo15 jonasXo15
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2009 7:18pm UTC
    CHILD: what’s the feeling of being in love?
    ADULT: it’s like going to a theme park and riding all the rides you want!
    CHILD: so it will make you dizzy and vomit?
    ADULT: no, it’s like going to a candy store and having to eat all the sweets you want.
    CHILD: so it will make your tooth hurt?
    ADULT: no, it’s like so fast with nothing boggling your mind!
    CHILD: so it will bruise you and leave you a scar once you trip and fall?

  18. jonasXo15 jonasXo15
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2009 7:23pm UTC
    People Say I Get Distracted Very Easily,
    But Yuno I Dont Th-
    HOLY CRAP, A UNICORN!

  19. jonasXo15 jonasXo15
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2009 7:29pm UTC
    Things To Do At Walmart:
    *sneak condoms into other people's carts when they aren't looking
    *leave a trail of orange juice leading to the bathroom
    *walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone 'we have a code three in the house wares section,' just to see what happens
    *when an employee asks if you need anything, fall to your knees crying and saying 'why won't you people leave me alone?'
    *use the security camera as a mirror when picking your nose
    *sneak around suspiciously humming the mission impossible theme song

  20. jonasXo15 jonasXo15
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2009 9:25pm UTC
    OMG make this a "favorite" if u hate steve!!! for taking away the ratings . . no one thinks its a popularity contest where did u get that trash from omg thannks for ur "great" idea! this will sure get you more views on witty . . . ur website id ganna become the most hated website on the internet!!!!

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