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1. jockrockroll
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2011 3:57pm UTC
   The rain falls because the SKY
   can no longer handle its
   heavyness.
   Just like 'tears'
   They fall because the
   heart can no longer handle the
   Pain.
   ♥
   
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2. jockrockroll
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2011 5:49pm UTC
   Dear Teachers, if I sit next to
   |||||||||||||||||||||||| my best friend, I'll whisper to her. If you move me away, I'll shout to her. It's your choice.
   
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3. jockrockroll
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC
   *After school, the day you wear a new shirt*
   Mom: Did everyone love your new shirt?
   Me: Yeah, mom everyone saw it and worshiped the ground I walked on
   
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4. jockrockroll
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2010 2:16pm UTC
   When Someone
   Randomly falls out of their chair during class :D
   
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5. jockrockroll
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2010 2:16pm UTC
   I'm A Senior In High School.
   Our School Has A Preschool Wing, And When I Was Heading To Class Today, A Little Girl With Autism Stopped Me In The Hallway.
   She Smiled At Me, Took My Hand, And Said, "You're Really Pretty."
   Her Teacher Cried;
   The Girl Hadn't Spoken In Over A Year.
   ~KidsGiveMeHope
   
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6. jockrockroll
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2010 2:14pm UTC
   Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
   My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
   of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
   Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
   "Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
   MILA.
   
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7. jockrockroll
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2010 2:14pm UTC
   When guys get jealous
   it's kinda cute (':
   When girls get jealous
   World war III is about to start.
   
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8. jockrockroll
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2010 2:13pm UTC
   Girl: For Halloween I'll be..
   Boy: My girlfriend?
   Girl: Suuree..
   Boy: Yesss!
   Girl: You do know it's for one day, right?
   Boy: Sure do.
   Girl: Then why are you so happy?
   Boy: That one day I'll have the most amazing girlfriend in the world.
   
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9. jockrockroll
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2010 2:12pm UTC
   Looking at the first question on the test, and thinking,
   Wow.
   I'm screwed.st, an
   
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10. jockrockroll
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 4:44pm UTC
    Question: When is the best time to tell someone you love them?
    Answer: Before someone else does.
     
    
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11. jockrockroll
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 4:44pm UTC
    Isn't it scary thinking that if just one little thing had been different, you might not know him right now.❤
    
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12. jockrockroll
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 4:42pm UTC
    "See the sweatshirt he's wearing?"
    "yeah."
    "Well I really want it."
    "Why?"
    "Cus his last name is on the back"❤
    Fav if you think this is really cute...
    
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13. jockrockroll
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 4:41pm UTC
    Some people were
    dropped as a baby...
    but i think you were thrown at a wall.
    
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14. jockrockroll
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 4:40pm UTC
    →→→→→←←←←←
    When I clear
    my calculator,
    I press the
    button at least
    fourteen times
    →→→→→←←←←←
    .
    
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15. jockrockroll
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    October 11, 2010 2:53pm UTC
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    October 11, 2010 2:52pm UTC
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17. jockrockroll
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    October 11, 2010 2:52pm UTC
    i hate when your getting your
    nails done &
    the chinese ladies start looking at eachother, say something, look at you, then look back at eachother and laugh..
    it's like i know your
    talking about me.. i'm not retarted..b●tch.
    
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18. jockrockroll
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 2:51pm UTC
    Someone
    asked,
    WHY DO YOU LIKE
    HIM SO MUCH? ♥
    but before i could reply, my best friend
    put her hand over my mouth and said,
    DON'T EVEN GET
    HER STARTED. ♥
    -credit to phenomenal for the format.♥
    
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19. jockrockroll
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 2:50pm UTC
    when your girlfriend has
    TaylorSwift
    l y r i c s a s h e r s t a t u s ,
    you know >>you’re either doing
    [ something very right,] or
    something very wrong.
    
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20. jockrockroll
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 1:35pm UTC
    Does anybody else love it when a boys voice gets
    softer
    When he talks toyou..
    ♥
    not my format
    
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