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jn9299
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 3:55pm UTC

you can end world hunger
with the crumbs that fall off of Nature Valley Bars.
....k,.

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jn9299
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 10:07pm UTC

We're not friends, we're strangers
with memorie sss.

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jn9299
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 12:15am UTC

If you want me to fall for you
Then you need to give me
something worth tripping over.

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jn9299
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 11:56pm UTC

When your parents call you pretty you think:
"Oh gee...thanks."
When he calls you pretty you think:
"He just called me pretty...holy crap this is great! He loves me!"

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jn9299
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 10:50pm UTC

ADMIT IT.
You find yourself looking at quotes on Witty thinking.
"I was totally going to make the same one."

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jn9299
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 3:36pm UTC

HER:
I saw him in the hallway today. He was with all of his jock friends and I tripped and fell. I looked like and idiot and he didn't even notice what happened.
HIM:
I saw her in the hallway today. She was on her way to class when she tripped and fell. I didn't help her because I was too nervous to talk to such a beautiful girl like her.

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jn9299
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 11:19pm UTC

You without me is like
a shoe with no laces
a geek with no braces
asentencewithnospaces

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jn9299
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 9:46pm UTC

And I think to myself
I wish that I had a Peeta♥.

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jn9299
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 9:01pm UTC

And every day that I see your face,
I think to myself,
will it ever get better?
Or will we just let it stay awkward
Forever..

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jn9299
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 6:55pm UTC

If I knew that the last time we had a coversation like we used to would be the last time...
I would've laughed a little harder
If I knew that the last time I got to hug you would be the last time...
I would've held on a little tighter
And if I knew that the last time I'd get a kiss from you would be the last time...
I would've done anything to make it last forever
But now I just sit back and think...what happened to us?

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jn9299
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 1:02am UTC

i j u s t f a i l e d t o m a k e
m i c r o w a v e
m a c & c h e e s e . . .
wow am i blonde

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jn9299
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 2:45pm UTC

Noah wrote Allie a letter every single day for 365 days. Why is it so hard for you to respond to a text...?
nmf**

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jn9299
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 1:15am UTC

when you miss him
so you read old texts
and pretend things
things were the same...
nmfPPP

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jn9299
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 12:26am UTC

There are no stupid questions...
just stupid people...
nmf

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jn9299
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 10:35pm UTC

I'm Sorry,
my genius is turned off at the moment..
nmf

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jn9299
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 10:10pm UTC

I never real ized what TRUE LOVE was
until I met YOU
♥♥♥♥
nmf

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