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  1. purplerox2010 purplerox2010
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 11:34pm UTC
    How come you say i have a headake and a stomacake. but you dont say i have a throutake?

  2. purplerox2010 purplerox2010
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 11:35pm UTC
    Why do guys laugh at the stupidest things?

  3. _unspokenwords _unspokenwords
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 11:39pm UTC
    Who else favorites a whole bunch of quotes when they get bored?

  4. melllfoshoX0 melllfoshoX0
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 11:42pm UTC
    While watching tv;
    parents in room- on goes iCarly :/
    parents leave room- HELLO JERSEY SHOREE ;D

  5. caligurl caligurl
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 11:51pm UTC
    Chicks
    before
    dicks.

  6. amandamariie amandamariie
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 11:53pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. permanentmarker permanentmarker
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 11:56pm UTC
    Hey, is that a guy or a girl?
    I don't know, go ask them!

  8. freeweezy1 freeweezy1
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 12:00am UTC
    BOYS
    why do they have to be so damn cute?
    Click the ♥ if you agree.

  9. Brittney_Bieber Brittney_Bieber
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 12:03am UTC
    Be my Edward and I'll be your Bella. Be my prince charming and I'll be your cinderella.
    Be my Bieber and I'll be your shawty ♥

  10. lymancheer743 lymancheer743
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 12:13am UTC
    FAV THIS IF YOU SKIP OVER LONG QUOTES WITH SMALL WRITING :)

  11. XxTheeForbiddenSecretsxX XxTheeForbiddenSecretsxX
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 6:33pm UTC
    Would He like Me If I Had Her Hair?
    Would He Like Me If I Had Her Smile?
    Would He Like Me If I Had Her Body?
    Would He Like Me If I Wasn't Me?

  12. teadyluvxx3 teadyluvxx3
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 12:15pm UTC
    Okay so my mom said
    that she would
    stop smoking
    if i got
    400 faves
    sooo pleeaaaseeee pleaaseeeeeee,pleeaasseee!!!!!
    fave this because it is very important to me i dont
    want her to die
    :'(

  13. kiwi145623 kiwi145623
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 3:28pm UTC
    The AwkwardMoment
    when you open a present and it sucks...

  14. xosoccerchicxo xosoccerchicxo
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 8:40am UTC
    & Who else wonders what teachers do on the weekends ?(:

  15. sandy* sandy*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 7:14am UTC
    d u d e c a n i h a v e s o m e g u m ?
    well, alright...
    but,
    i f a n y o n e a s k s ,
    you never got it from me. :}

  16. JustRachhhx3 JustRachhhx3
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 10:30am UTC
    When your in the shower,
    and you slowly keep turning up
    the water hotter and hotter.

  17. Errnow123 Errnow123
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 4:33am UTC
    That awkward
    moment when
    you don't know if a women is pregnant
    or just fat

  18. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 1:16am UTC
    Does anyone else ;
    tell their friend they have to pee
    but then when their friend
    responds by telling them to go pee ,
    they say they're too lazy to get up ? (:
    Not my format .

  19. x0MickayyBabayyX0 x0MickayyBabayyX0
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 9:09am UTC
    Admit It.
    You facebook stalk him.
    You silently freak out on every girl that writes on his wall.
    You keep the online friend tab open to see if he's online.
    You over think your status updates just in case he reads them.
    And you look at all of his photos.
    ( Even if you've seen them all before.) ♥

  20. kissmeintherainn kissmeintherainn
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2010 2:41pm UTC
    God Created The
    World.
    The Rest Was Made In
    China :D
    -Credit to someone.

:)

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