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jlm1115

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Member Since: 24 Nov 2011 12:09pm

Last Seen: 4 Aug 2012 12:30pm

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  1. jlm1115 jlm1115
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    It's the times we're so crazy,
    that people think we're high.
    It's the times we laugh so hard,
    we can't help but cry.
    It's all the inside jokes
    and "remember whens".
    those are all the reasons that we're best friends!

  2. jlm1115 jlm1115
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself

  3. jlm1115 jlm1115
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.

  4. jlm1115 jlm1115
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    I need to be home by 10 in the morning
    Wow
    What?
    Nothing, first date and you're already invited yourself to stay the night, i don't know im just a little scandalized is all
    THE VOW

  5. jlm1115 jlm1115
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    VICTORIOUS-----
    CAT: What about the man on the moon?--He said one small step for man-- I would've just said WOAH!! I AM ON THE MOON!!

  6. jlm1115 jlm1115
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    MY CLASS #4
    Language Arts Sub.
    Sub: go sit over here! you're talking to much!!
    girl: okay hahahahaha
    sub: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?? THERE IS NO MIRROR IN HERE!!!!
    Class: ..........
    wowww harsh

  7. jlm1115 jlm1115
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    Trina & Cat: You know I want ya, and girl I really want ya!
    Trina: And you're lookin' nice!
    Cat: Got me cooler than a bag of ice!
    Trina & Cat: Now freeeeze, freeeze, freeeze... now go! Drop it fast and move real slow. Hoooo! What?
    Trina : You smell so fruity...
    Sing the next line...
    Cat: I can't.
    Trina : Why not?
    Cat: It's dirty.

  8. jlm1115 jlm1115
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    Cat: One time, I ate a hamburger and then like an hour later I started sneezing, but I don't think it had anything to do with the hamburger.
    Jade: Maybe, your red hair dye seeps through your scalp and into your brain.
    Cat: Can that happen?
    Gotta love Cat from
    Victorious

  9. jlm1115 jlm1115
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    I want a boy...
    who calls me beautiful instead of hot
    who calls me back when i hang up on him
    Who will stay awake just to watch me sleep
    I want a boy...
    Who kisses me on the forehead
    Who wants to show me off to the world
    Who thinks i'm pretty without makeup on
    Who constantly reminds me of how much he cares about me
    AND how lucky he is to have me

  10. jlm1115 jlm1115
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 10:12am UTC
    MY CLASS 

    Language Arts.


    Sudent: I'm done. What next?

    Teacher:You're not done!!

    Meat is done!!

    Bread is done!!

    EGGS ARE DONE!!

    YOU ARE NOT DONE!!

    Student: Ummm okay?

  11. jlm1115 jlm1115
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    talking to kids younger than you and being like THEY HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN ME...
    maybe I caused some of it....by mistake...

  12. jlm1115 jlm1115
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    ------------------------
    So if people say
    You are what you eat...
    if I eat a cookie
    am I a cookie?
    ------------------------
    *nmf

  13. jlm1115 jlm1115
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    It's wierd to know your soul mate is walking the earth RIGHT NOW
    unless you are like hugh hefner...

  14. jlm1115 jlm1115
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    You'll ALWAYS be my best friend
    you know to much

  15. jlm1115 jlm1115
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    A best friend is like a four leaf clover
    hard to find
    lucky to have

  16. jlm1115 jlm1115
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    Friends are the bacon bits of the salad bowl of life
    nmq

  17. jlm1115 jlm1115
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    apparently signing is like a mini workout that works your abs...
    GUESS WHO IS GETTING A SIX PACK!!

  18. jlm1115 jlm1115
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. jlm1115 jlm1115
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    PLEASE SIGN IN TO ADD A QUOTE
    *I sign in*
    YOUR'E ALREADY SIGNED IN SILLY!
    THEN WHY DID YOU NEED ME TO SIGN IN!!!

  20. jlm1115 jlm1115
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 12:26pm UTC
    I want him to...
    -hug me
    - hug me from behind
    - kiss me in the rain
    - do things i like
    I want him to like...
    - to cuddle
    - being with family
    - my friends
    I want him to call...
    - me beautiful
    - me everyday when he is gone
    I need him to...
    - cook
    - have a sense of humour
    - have a good education
    - show he loves me infront of his friends
    I want him to...
    - be himself around me, his friends and mine
    - comfort me
    - protect me
    - help me
    I want him to be...
    - sensitive
    - smart
    - sexy
    - strong
    I dont want him to be...
    - rude/ mean
    - want to make out all the time
    - show off or be arrogant
    - over protective
    I prefer he has
    - a big family
    - muscle
    - tall
    - enough money
    I want him to...
    - love me
    Any additions you comment them

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