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jjsmit
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August 7, 2014 10:11am UTC

So im on google looking at Tesla vehicles and the following suggestions pop up in this order:
Tesla model S
Tesla model E
Tesla model X
And i think to myself..."what a wonderful world"

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jjsmit
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May 24, 2014 12:39pm UTC

OMG! NYAN CAT!HIGH SCORE!73763!

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jjsmit
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April 12, 2014 2:39pm UTC

So I find this dumb fact online:A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.
Then im like "no one cares.the perverted side of america only wants to see fifty," Then I look closer and realise it says beetween 500 and im like beetween 500 hundred a what?

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jjsmit
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January 18, 2014 12:52pm UTC

I just looked at the date I joined witty...
New years resolution:Join witty!!!

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jjsmit
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January 4, 2014 11:56am UTC

My mom:"im still in my youth"
Me:"Heck no"
My mom:"yes I am"
Me:"Prove it"
My mom:(breaks the trampoline)

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jjsmit
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December 31, 2013 2:33pm UTC

im lost here. there is nothng to inspire a good quote!

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jjsmit
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December 31, 2013 2:13pm UTC

Ummm...sandwich?

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