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1. jjaysuperstar
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2011 4:11pm UTC
   #1. remember when i saw you at McDonalds ordering that "big mac"?
   I thought you were joking...
   ("O>O")
   >.< awkweird...
   'Randum' :D
   
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2. jjaysuperstar
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 12:56pm UTC
   When you see a door
   You open it to oppertunity
   But when i see a door i
   Close it.... because i've
   Chosen my path
   
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3. jjaysuperstar
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2011 1:43pm UTC
   My Brother Said When He Dies He'll Haunt Me
   But He Never Did? - (He Never Died?)
   
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4. jjaysuperstar
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   July 10, 2011 10:55pm UTC
   Katy Perry shot fireworks from her chest which made Usher scream "OMG" so loud that Rihanna became mentally retarded and then walked around saying 'What's My Name.' Well, Willow Smith became so annoyed she threatened to Whip Her Hair at Rihanna if she didn't stop. So Bruno Mars got so mad he threw a grenade at her. But then Ke$ha, defending Willow, said We R Who We R! So they started fighting and everyone backed up, but Eminem came in, saying 'I'm Not Afraid' saving the world, then Nelly woke up and It was just a dream.
   
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5. jjaysuperstar
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   July 5, 2011 2:46pm UTC
   \\\\\\\\\\\\
   (0>0)
   |
   --------- |----------
   |
   |
   |
   / \
   / \
   My name is: Bob The builder (O>O)
   
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6. jjaysuperstar
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   July 5, 2011 1:39pm UTC
   5 words 8 syllables.> Oh how I h8 Charades It' a Stupid Game --
   
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7. jjaysuperstar
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2011 1:18pm UTC
   Goodbye
   Why does it always have to this way eventually we all move on but right now i don't wanna but i'm gonna have to leave you behind...
   Tell me you'll miss me because this is our final. Goodbye
   ~Cindie
   
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8. jjaysuperstar
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   July 5, 2011 3:33am UTC
   Quit Failing Weakly & Fail EPICLY
   I failed
   U failed
   We all failed
   Epicly
   Dont feel Like you failed alone
   
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9. jjaysuperstar
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   July 5, 2011 3:09am UTC
   My story
   Mega Mega Mega BUST!!!
   I got busted for fighting in the middle of class
   what do i do what do i do
   before i knew it i had jumped out the window and fell
   down hard on the ground
   ontop of the school's rose garden
   looked up and saw Mason
   Thought O.M.G. its Mason
   And he was pulling me up...
   What do i do what do i do
   I dunno
   So i just sorta smiled and said thanks
   But then he said no prob and then i thought
   THANKS!?! THAT'S ALL YOU COME UP WITH!!!
   THE CUTEST GUY IN 8TH GRADE HELPS YOU OUT AND THANKS?!?!
   5 seconds later Mr. DUFUS
   Runs outta class ready to expel me
   :-D
   Mason who looked confused just stood there like an idiot
   if he was the right guy he might as well had grabbed my hand and RAN LIKE THE WIND
   Tooo bad he wasnt :(
   SO i did it for him :-D
   And then i accidently took the wrong path and ended up in the woods
   Kinda lost
   Now 7:09 p.m.
   Damn Damn Damn
   What do i do what do i do????
   To be continued...
   
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10. jjaysuperstar
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    July 5, 2011 2:37am UTC
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