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The names Josie and I blow out myy candles on April 17th.
I am currently forever alone and I want it to stay that way unless all boys aren't like my last mistake:)
follow my insta; josie41799
I'll follow any one back on here and my instagram:)

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jfc41799
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 7:06pm UTC

AS OF NOW
niall is the only one in the band thats single.
if he admits to having a girlfriend....
kill me.

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jfc41799
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 12:43pm UTC

WHEN THE THINNEST FRIEND YOU HAVE
casually calls themself fat in front of you and you just sit there awkwardly like.......im about double her weight.........
JUSTME?
actually yea prolly just me because i am a hippo.

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jfc41799
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 12:28pm UTC

EVERYSINGLEDAY
my ex and his friend come over to my locker and call me a
"female dog" and crap just because i wanted to be just
friends with him,and when i broke up with him a
couple months ago he was begging me for a second
chance -.- and now he decides to call me names?

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jfc41799
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 6:31pm UTC

i want my crush to;
grab my waist
pull me closer
and kiss me.

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jfc41799
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 3:55pm UTC

Harry Styles says his worst habit is getting naked all the time
Uhm excuse me Harry................worst habit?

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jfc41799
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 10:26pm UTC

Josh Hutcherson; I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend
Me; I volunteer as tribute!

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jfc41799
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 7:52pm UTC

Dear Harry Styles,
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO DAANG ATTRACTIVE BOY?
looks like a got a case of direction infection

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jfc41799
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 3:42pm UTC

1
WOO! gonna be witty famous:)
ilovehollister2014's format:)

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jfc41799
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 3:19pm UTC

[♥] for a follow;)

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jfc41799
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 1:46pm UTC

The guys that bite their lip when they're nervous
♥
Format by Sandrasaurus/MQ

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jfc41799
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 1:04pm UTC

Google
what's a boyfriend and where can i download one
Did you mean: forever alone?
NMQ
NMF

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jfc41799
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 8:25pm UTC

All these One Direction ads :)
I like it :)

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jfc41799
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 5:17pm UTC

♦Think of me as the♦
Barbie
♦You'lll never get to play with♦

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jfc41799
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 3:23pm UTC

I'VE GOT THE MOOOOOOOOVES LIKE JAGGER
......Lol jk, I dance like a retarded penguin

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jfc41799
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 5:37pm UTC

People Don't understand that we're not praising Kony we're raising awareness and when they say; well that's a whole bunch of crap. My response? How would you like being abducted in the middle of the night, being forced to murder your parents, and then become his "slave" ?
Fave this if your against Kony, It might just be one more annoying post, but I promise it will help raise awareness, if you guys get crazy, it could save a childs life. <3big font :3

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jfc41799
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 5:31pm UTC

Whenever I'm feeling sad......
I think of a t-rex trying to eat a cupcake
^__^

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jfc41799
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 2:58pm UTC

my friend is mental.

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jfc41799
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 2:41pm UTC

Y.O.L.O.
JK I'm a cat

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jfc41799
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 5:35pm UTC

Get real!
No one's
going to
form a single
file line if the
building is on
FIRE!

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jfc41799
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 5:33pm UTC

The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't getting caught by your teachers, it's being caught by your friends...

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