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jessicasummer98

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Member Since: 26 Apr 2011 03:41pm

Last Seen: 15 Dec 2011 08:55pm

user id: 169299

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  1. jessicasummer98 jessicasummer98
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    What kind of computer can sing amazingly?
    A dell !

  2. jessicasummer98 jessicasummer98
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    you will never get over your fiirst love.
    it doesn't matter how many other guys you date.
    or how long it's been. you will never be over him.
    you might tell your friends he was a "mistake"
    because he broke your heart; but you don't mean it.
    to you he was one of the best things that ever happened.
    you'll try convincing yourself that you don't like him anymore
    and maybe you don't
    but there will always be some sort of feeling inside
    of you that cares about him more than anything.
    admit it; you'd take him back in a heartbeat.
    you get jealous of the girls he flirts with.
    you stay up wondering if he still feels what you do.
    and you won't forget him because he was the first.
    the first boy who stole your heart.
    the first one you trusted and believed loved you back.
    and all it takes is a simple memory of him
    for you to break down and cry and realize
    that you will never be over him.

  3. jessicasummer98 jessicasummer98
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    Love
    is like a rubber band.
    When someone lets go,
    it hurts the one who is still
    holding on.

  4. jessicasummer98 jessicasummer98
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    It should be illegal to break a girl's heart.

  5. jessicasummer98 jessicasummer98
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 6:50pm UTC
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    Don't make a girl fall for you
    If you're not intending on
    catching her

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  6. jessicasummer98 jessicasummer98
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    Karma's a b*tch only if you are one

  7. jessicasummer98 jessicasummer98
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    ADMIT IT ,
    even though he broke your heart,
    You'd still take him back
    in a heartbeat♥

  8. jessicasummer98 jessicasummer98
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    when you try to give Voldemort an eskimo kiss.

  9. jessicasummer98 jessicasummer98
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 1:18am UTC
    Thinking of one person
    and remembering all those memories
    Then realizing,
    They might never happen again

  10. jessicasummer98 jessicasummer98
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 12:53am UTC
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  11. jessicasummer98 jessicasummer98
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 11:06pm UTC
    Can I have a picture of you?
    I wanna show Santa what I want for Christmas.

  12. jessicasummer98 jessicasummer98
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 10:54pm UTC
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  13. jessicasummer98 jessicasummer98
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 1:19am UTC
    Does anyone else wonder
    How ants determind who's the queen..?
    Only me?

  14. jessicasummer98 jessicasummer98
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    Girl facts:
    -When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!
    -When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.
    -When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand.
    -When she wants a hug she will just stand there.
    -When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
    -When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
    -When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply.
    -When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her.
    -When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.
    -When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.
    -When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    -When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    -When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.
    Guy facts:
    -When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it.
    -When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
    -When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world.
    - When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.
    -When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
    -When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.
    -When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.

  15. jessicasummer98 jessicasummer98
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    What's long, hard, part of the body and contains the epsin?
    *highlight*
    A Spine!
    Favorite if you thought it was something
    different my little dirty minded friends;)
    -----------♥-----------

  16. jessicasummer98 jessicasummer98
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 2:58pm UTC
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    Yo Mama's so ugly
    that Bob the Builder
    looked at her and said,
    "JESUS I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
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  17. jessicasummer98 jessicasummer98
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 2:51pm UTC
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    Yo Mama's so fat
    that when she was
    floating in the ocean,
    Spain claimed her
    for the new world
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  18. jessicasummer98 jessicasummer98
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 2:41pm UTC
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    Yo Mama's so ugly
    that her birth certificate
    contained an apology
    letter from the
    condom factory
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  19. jessicasummer98 jessicasummer98
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 2:31pm UTC
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    Yo Mama's so old
    that when she was
    in school, there was
    no history class
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  20. jessicasummer98 jessicasummer98
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 2:15pm UTC
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    Yo Mama 's so fat
    that when she wears
    a yellow raincoat,
    people yell "taxi!"
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    should I start a series?:D

:)

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