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  1. lestrangeXstaygold lestrangeXstaygold
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    the little girls in Toddlers and Tiaras
    should be called
    prostitots

  2. alliecat2323 alliecat2323
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Why am I still single? Because when I look at him, I see perfection. But when he looks at me, all he sees are my flaws. . .

  3. JasmineC JasmineC
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    I might hug other guys,
    I might laugh with other guys
    and I might text other guys.
    But none of them will ever mean as much to me as you do ♥

  4. QuQu101 QuQu101
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    I can't move my lips,
    but my heart is screaming

  5. Loveyouskater11 Loveyouskater11
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    I have trust issues
    because everyone I trusted left me

  6. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    all it took was
    a look from a boy to get
    her hopes up.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  7. kerishayex3 kerishayex3
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Girl: "I'm jealous."
    Boy: "Don't be jealous baby!"
    Girl: "Why?"
    Boy: "Cause you have something they don't."
    Girl: "What?"
    Boy: "My heart."

  8. HiImInsecure HiImInsecure
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    Love is Like Ah Rubber Band . . . You Pull And Pull Until Someone Lets Go , & The One Who Held On The Longest Gets Hurts The Most ♥ ♥

  9. funkyoctopus121 funkyoctopus121
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 8:23pm UTC
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    Kiss me i might be irish seriously i really might be irish i was adopted so i dont know if i am
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  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Girls like her
    are the reason why my best friends are guys.

  11. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    He's annoying...
    He's hilarious.
    He's the world's biggest rascal.
    He makes me want to scream.
    He ruins my day.
    Then, he saves it at the last minute.
    He drives me crazy.
    He's out of his mind.
    I hate his guts.
    & He's everything
    That I want... ♥

  12. BellaSwan14 BellaSwan14
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    Student obtained 0% in an exam,
    But he didn't answer any question wrong !
    Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    His Last Battle.
    Q2. Where was the Decleration of Independence signed?
    At the bottom of the page.
    Q3River Ravi flows in which state?
    Liquid.
    Q4.What is the main reason for divorce?
    Marriage
    Q5.What is the main reason for failure?
    Exams.
    Q.6,What can you never have for breakfast?
    Lunch and dinner.
    Q7. What looks like half an apple?
    The other half.
    Q8If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
    It will simply become wet
    Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
    No problem, he sleeps at night.
    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    You will never find an elephant with only one hand.
    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand, and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
    Very large hands.
    Q12. If it took 8 men six hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?
    No time at all, the wall is already built.
    Q13. How can you drop a raw egg on to a concrete floor without cracking it?
    Any way you want, it is very hard to crack a concrete floor.
    After reading this, , Examiner Fainted!

  13. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    My hands won't stop shaking,
    I drop the smile I've been faking,
    The tears won't stop flowing,
    It's about time I get going.
    Why can't I just say
    Good-bye?

  14. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    The scariest thing about distance is that you don't know whether they'll miss you or forget you.
    -THE NOTEBOOK

  15. The_Witty_Therapist The_Witty_Therapist
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 11:59am UTC
    I don't want a prince or a sparkly vampire,
    I just want a weirdo who can make me smile.♥

  16. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 11:36am UTC
    She's the girl,
    who only has a few bestfriends & doesn't need anyone. That laughs the hardest
    at her own jokes. The girl that expects way too much. Doesn't care what anyone
    else thinks, and is nice to everyone. Shes the girl that will hang up on you, then
    called you right back to say sorry. The kinda girl who will pull all her trust into
    you, until you give her a reason not to. She's the girl who will never leave your
    side when you need her, the girl who will go out of her way to cheer you up.
    She's the girl who never sleeps, without her teddy bear by her side, she's
    the girl who says she isn't tickilish, but really is. She's the girl who will not
    give up on you, if she really believes in you.
    She believes in loving somebody forever.

  17. hayxhay hayxhay
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 8:10am UTC
    Did you know?
    that people with brown/hazel eyes are most fun and happy?
    They kiss the best and will love when not wanted; They always
    end up falling for peopple they didn't know long. They are
    the most hyper and crazy people. You can't do better than them.
    fav if you have brown/hazel eyes.

  18. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    No matter how many
    coins you throw into a fountain or the number of fingers you've crossed if it's not meant to be it simply won't be.
    nmf.nmq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. The_Witty_Therapist The_Witty_Therapist
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    DISNEY HAS THOUGHT US SO MUCH:
    TOY STORY:
    Friends may come, and friends may leave,
    but they are our friends and we will love
    them forever.
    A BUGS LIFE:
    Together, even the smallest can achieve
    the greatest goal.
    MONSTERS INC.:
    No matter what, we will give everything for those
    we care for.
    FINDING NEMO:
    For our children, we will do anything.
    THE INCREDIBLES:
    Family, more than anything, makes this life worth living.
    CARS:
    The greatest victories
    are the friends we met
    along the way.
    RATATOUILLE:
    What we can achieve is determined by us and
    us alone.
    WALL-E:
    There is no greater wonder
    in the universe than the
    love we hold for others.
    UP:
    The adventure
    never ends.

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