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1. jellykikikat
   posted a quote
   April 10, 2010 12:05am UTC
   Me and my friends playing would you rather on my bff's phone in orchestra class....
   Me: Would you rather eat your best friend or have your best friend eat you.(Like a cannibal!)
   (My Bff looks at me really awkward)
   Me: I would eat you carmen. I can't imagine you eating me.That's just too violent to even think of.
   My Bff: Then i would drink poison before you ate me so that you would die too.
   Me: Mine is less painful than getting eaten by your best friend!!!
   My Bff:But you would still die.....
   
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2. jellykikikat
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2010 6:33pm UTC
   Man or woman,
   Man or woman.
   Man or woman or bisectual,
   TRIsectual break it down now
   Pffh pfh Chi
   Pffh pffh Chi
   Pffh pfh Chi
   wikiwikiwikiwiki now
   WORD!!!!!
   MLIA
   
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3. jellykikikat
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2010 9:14pm UTC
   Trae: Your so stupid Bob....
   Bob: Shutup before i sew your mouth shut and put a big mac in front of your FACE!!!!!!
   Trae: Dude I was just kiddi-
   Bob: Be quiet before i staple your eyes shut and put you in a naked ladies convention!!!
   (Awkward Silence)........
   Bob: That would suck now that i think about it.......
   LMAO
   MLIA
   
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4. jellykikikat
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2010 9:09pm UTC
   Trae: 1, your like a dream come true.
   Taylor: Shutup Trae......
   Trae: 2, just wanna be with you
   Taylor: SHUTUP Trae......
   Trae: 3, girl it's plain to see. That your the only one for me. 4, repeat steps one through three.
   Taylor: OMG TRAE......
   Trae: 5, Make you fall in love with me. 6....
   Taylor: There IS no 6......
   Trae: We'll MAKE a 6 baby!!!!!!
   LMAO
   MLIA
   
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5. jellykikikat
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2009 12:06pm UTC
   The Stone age was once the future,as was the middle ages,creativity and adventure never end
   -Phineas
   Phineas and ferb
   
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6. jellykikikat
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2009 12:07am UTC
   IN THE LIBRARY........
   Kristina:that's a knee slapper(slaps the table)
   ME:that's a TABLE...........
   MAN!!!!I Love My Random Conversations!!!!!hahahaha
   
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7. jellykikikat
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2009 12:02am UTC
   me and my mom were listining to the radio and love game came on.she said "now how come on black radio stations these kinds of songs are innapropriate,but it's perfectly fine when white people sing it.this song is just as yucky." in my mind i was like "hahahahahahaha......YUCKY"
   
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