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jclaire
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October 26, 2013 10:38pm UTC

Sl*t stands for...SexxyLooseUterusTr*mp#girlcodemtv

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jclaire
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October 26, 2013 10:34pm UTC

If I had to choose between breathing and loving you I would want my last breath to say 'I love you'

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jclaire
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October 25, 2013 9:56pm UTC

He may not be the perfect guy I may not be the perfect girl but I know in my heart that we are perfect for each other.

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jclaire
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October 25, 2013 9:52pm UTC

Being friends with him was my choice, but falling in love with him was beyond my control.

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jclaire
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June 7, 2013 1:19pm UTC

Girl and guy kissing, their thoughts are....
Girl: hope I'm a good kisser
Guy: I hope I don't fart

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jclaire
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June 7, 2013 1:16pm UTC

weirdd Guy who keeps talking to me: hey I blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Me: have you stopped talking because I stopped listening

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jclaire
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June 7, 2013 11:59am UTC

So I finally graduated & congrats to the classes of 2013 & good luck to the classes of 2014, its your turn to shine

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jclaire
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June 7, 2013 11:54am UTC

So there's this guy I hate but I kinda love him too

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jclaire
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June 7, 2013 11:52am UTC

Why do I attract the biggest douchebags
Smfh

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jclaire
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May 15, 2013 7:55pm UTC

What a girl is thinking during a first date: I hope I look good and not say something dumb
What a guy is thinking: I'm not going to fart, I'm not going to fart.

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jclaire
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May 14, 2013 1:57pm UTC

I wish we still had recess in highschool
I wish we still had naptime in highschool
Why did i wish when i was a child,
To grow up so quickly?
So kids should enjoy
Their childhood
While they still have it...

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jclaire
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May 14, 2013 1:48pm UTC

so i heard this song called hate f*CKK
WOW!!

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jclaire
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May 14, 2013 1:44pm UTC

Well it goes like this...
calm down $#!t happens
YOLO B!xxtches.
<3
Coming from the girl who tells S#!t like it is...

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jclaire
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May 14, 2013 1:10pm UTC

there is always that one guy that you always want to knee in the n.utss

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jclaire
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May 8, 2013 12:44pm UTC

i had a really great comeback...
Him: D.amn you have a big a.ss chin
Me: Well at least its bigger than your tiny d!c.k

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jclaire
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May 8, 2013 12:25pm UTC

C'mon baby I wanna ride you
I say to my go-cart

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jclaire
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May 8, 2013 12:07pm UTC

this is what i told him.....
so when im with you
my heart beats
....................
just the same hahahahaha
what did you think i was gonna sayy???

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jclaire
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May 6, 2013 1:18pm UTC

I Miss You <3

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jclaire
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May 3, 2013 8:34pm UTC

I hate it when rap artists remake amazing classic rock or 90s alternative rock songs into something $hytty lol

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jclaire
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May 3, 2013 8:28pm UTC

So me and this guy are best friends. People say we flirt with each other. But I don't see it & neither does he. He's just my best friend. & people say we're the only two that don't see it. Lol just because I'm besties with a guy doesn't mean I should date him. Guys & girls can be besties.

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