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TheyCallMeSmothAndRefreshing
posted a quote
September 16, 2011 10:38pm UTC

Why do we feel so safe under the blanket?
Its not like the murderer will come in thinking,
"Im gonna kill- Ah Damn! They're under the blanket!"
♥

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Mahoneswagbiebs
posted a quote
September 16, 2011 10:39pm UTC

Dear chickens,
We feel your pain. They only want us for your breasts too.
Sincerely,
women.

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viperchick
posted a quote
September 16, 2011 10:41pm UTC

Don't look at him
Don't look at him
Don't look at him
Don't look at him
Don't look at him
Don't look at him
GREAT.
you looked at him.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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wittyforever
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 9:06pm UTC

randomly dancing
to your favorite song, that's blasting, just because you can.♥

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Icantthinkofafrickenname
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 9:11pm UTC

Having a really boring time at a party
Tell your parents to pick you up in 15 minutes
Party suddenly gets fun

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livingyourlies
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September 13, 2011 9:12pm UTC

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iwishforyou_xoxox
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 9:14pm UTC

*Adjusts Bra*
Best friend: STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF!
nmf

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hellosunshine_x
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 9:15pm UTC

•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
the only show keeping nickelodeonalive is
spongebob squarepants
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nmf

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kazza
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 9:16pm UTC

HOME ALONE
Naked Party♥

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StarzofBeautyx3
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 9:16pm UTC

On manikin;
"Ooh! That's so cute! I'm trying it on!"
On me...
"Ew.."
nmf

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xoxkateeexo
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 9:18pm UTC

COOL
STORY
BRO.
MY FAVORITE PART WAS WHEN YOU STOPPED TALKING.
MY FORMAT, NMQ

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xLovestruckx
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 9:21pm UTC

We all have that one teacher
That is either mentally insane, a pedophile, or BOTH.
♥

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Lucky13
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 9:22pm UTC

Who else remembers:
Double double, this this
double double that that
double this, double that
double double this that

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RealityIsNegotiable
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 9:24pm UTC

I'm still waiting for the day
that I will actually see,
xy+(4-20)>x-5y[2+9-7]
In Real Life.

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GlamourGirl
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 9:25pm UTC

Just because you have your period doesn't mean you can be a b*tch.
Oh? Well just because you have a dick doesn't mean you can be one.

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converse97
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 9:27pm UTC

Looking at your notifications on facebook, and seeing the same person liked two of your photos:
" umm, stalker much.? "
Looking at your notifications on witty and seeing the same person liked two of your quotes:
" I've got a fan! :D "

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IBeHetze
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 9:30pm UTC

That one bra
that you swear you are going to die in.

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