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  1. mattisound mattisound
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    some pepole think im bonkers abd i throwed a wheel barrow with water on my sister cuz i could not ne assed nuthin crazy about me lol follow this extra XD xx

  2. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 8:45am UTC
    Boy:So I heard you like bad boys?
    Girl: Yeah?
    Boy: Well I dont mean to brag but when I play wii I dont put the safety strap on.

  3. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 5:26am UTC
    I've never used and entire eraser,they just always get lost.
    nmq

  4. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 11:53am UTC
    I was not stalking you!!
    Oh and by the way
    you're out of milk.

  5. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:20pm UTC
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  6. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 6:23am UTC
    Yes, I Do Love
    One Direction.
    But Seriously, Ive Had
    Enough Of Their Quotes
    Thanks :) x
    Format by twilightgirl995

  7. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 6:28am UTC
    My Friend: Omdz I cant eat this! I'm way too fat!
    Me: Just eat that sandwich bi*ch

  8. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 6:35am UTC
    Girls Fact #33
    We like texting people who actually text real convos not like "k, yup, yeah, ikr, cool and lol
    nmf

  9. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 6:38am UTC
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  10. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 6:41am UTC
    When People SayIcant livewithout love
    I think they should start thinking about the oxygen.
    -_-

    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  11. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 6:50am UTC
    Girl Facts
    If a girl choose you ofer her sleep! Danm you must be fking special!
    nmf

  12. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 8:20am UTC
    Why does these things
    always happen to me?
    format by sandrasaurus

  13. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●
    Without me you'r just aweso
    Fave if u get it :)
    ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●
    PHOBIAS PhonPHOBIAS

  14. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    A jelous woman
    does more reasearch
    Than the FBI..
    -.-

  15. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    You Wouldn't be able to read this without that little voice in ur head ;]

  16. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    Girl: How much do you love me?
    Boy: Count the stars, that's how much I love you :]
    Girl: Awwhh! ... Wait! But it's morning?
    Boy: Exactly :P

  17. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    He looked me straight in the eye
    He pushed my hair out of my face
    He put his hand in my hair holding my head
    Gently holding my head…
    He whispered in my ear 'I love you'
    Just kidding
    I fell and slammed my face on the floor trying to put my sock on;)

  18. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 5:21am UTC
    EveryGirlsDreamIsTo
    Have
    AGuy ToWakeHerUpAt3.am
    JustToTellHerHow
    Much
    HeLovesHer<3
    Wake Me Up at 3.am...
    I'll Kill You.
    format by br0kenwings

  19. cerislovesrichardwisker cerislovesrichardwisker
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    WE
    FOUND LOVE
    IN A HOPELESS
    PLACE
    WE
    FOUND
    SKITTLES
    IN
    SKITTLE~
    LESS
    PLACE !
    XD

  20. cerislovesrichardwisker cerislovesrichardwisker
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    Cascada ~ EVERYTIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING!
    Me: ..............everytime we touch I get this urge to throw water all over you! ^^
    Cascada ~ WHY ?? YOU'RE HORRIBLE!
    Me: LOOK LOVE YOU'RE PERFUME IS HORRIBLE ! GET SOME DEODRANT HUN!!!!!!!
    the End
    Moral behind story ~ CASCADA NEEDS TO WASH HER ARMPITS MORE OFTEN AND WEAR LESS PERFUME ^^

:)

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