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jamie9908

1. jamie9908
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2012 8:10pm UTC
   **That awkward moment when your eating snap peas, and you accidentaly squeeze it and the pea comes out and shoots you in the eye..**
   
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2. jamie9908
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   July 14, 2012 4:31pm UTC
   Your insecure?..
   I know what for,
   you get judged when u walk through the door.
   
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3. jamie9908
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   June 29, 2012 9:46pm UTC
   ~Trust is like paper, once it is crumpled, it can never be perfect agian.~
   
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4. jamie9908
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   June 24, 2012 12:13am UTC
   I assist an erection, sometimes big balls hang from me, and some people call me the big swinger.
   Don’t worry I’m talking about a crane...
   
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5. jamie9908
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   June 23, 2012 11:00pm UTC
   Monster+witty=Life(:
   
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6. jamie9908
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   June 23, 2012 7:07pm UTC
   Ok, this is the third time i have walked out of my room to my family being gone.. like am i missing something?!?!
   
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7. jamie9908
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   June 22, 2012 8:12pm UTC
   Calling him at a random time during the night,
   hoping hes sleeping,
   so you can hear his sleepy, sexy voice(:
   
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8. jamie9908
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   June 22, 2012 7:21pm UTC
   :)Rehab, monster+ coffee= soooooo hyperrr!(:
   
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9. jamie9908
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   June 22, 2012 7:06pm UTC
   ~~That akward moment, when you spell awkward wrong. . . ~~
   
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10. jamie9908
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    June 22, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    *That akward moment when your aunt doesn't have any friends, so she txt's you all day.. story of my life.. *
    
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11. jamie9908
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    June 22, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Belly tops, flip flops
    Lemonade, in the shade
    Blue skies, hot guys
    Late nights, water fights
    Ice creams, sweet dreams
    Bathing suits, shooting hoops
    Party time, schools out
    Sleeping in, sneaking out
    That's what summers all about!(:
    
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12. jamie9908
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    June 21, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    That feeling you get when you can just tell someone's mad at you :/
    
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13. jamie9908
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    June 20, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    If a kiss was a raindrop,
    I'd send you a shower.
    If a hug was a second,
    I'd send you an hour.
    If a smile was water,
    I'd send you the sea.
    If you needed love,
    I'd send you me.
    
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14. jamie9908
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    June 20, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    Love isn't finding someone you can live with...
    It's finding someone you can't live without.
    
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15. jamie9908
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    June 20, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Find a heart that loves you at your worst, and arms that will hold you at your weakest.
    
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16. jamie9908
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    June 20, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    Put that razor down, throw those pills away, empty that lighter, save the tears, cut that rope, beat the pain, and no more of "im only gunna bleed a bit", because trust me, your worth it.
    
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17. jamie9908
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    June 20, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can also KILL me.
    
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18. jamie9908
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    June 20, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    Be strong now, cause things will get better, it may be stormy now, but it can't rain forever.
    
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19. jamie9908
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    June 20, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Dont cry over a guy, let a guy cry over you, cause girls give, and forgive, and guys get, and forget.
    
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20. jamie9908
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    June 20, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    Being nice to someone you dislike, doesn't mean your "fake", it means your mature enough to tolerate your dislike towards them.
    
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