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jakethedog

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Member Since: 10 Nov 2011 05:48pm

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hi i'm jake and it sucks to suck.

jakethedog
posted a quote
November 11, 2011 2:10pm UTC
me: "hey mom, look at this picture of us!"
mom: "aw wow, it was so long ago! look how big you've grown!"
me: "yeah, it's crazy."
moments later...
mom: *still watching computer screen*
me: *awkwardly making little boxes on the screen with mouse until mom leaves*
HOW ANNOYING IS THIS?

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jakethedog
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 6:25pm UTC
CHEWING GUM IN CLASS
and suddenly you're the most popular kid in class.

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jakethedog
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 6:17pm UTC
they killed themselves.
it wasn't for selfish reasons.
it wasn't for something
foolish, no. it could never
be.
it was for attention. not bad
attention. but for the attention
they need.
the cuts on their
arms, those are cries for help.
when they killed themselves,
those were sobs.
you just didn't care enough to listen.

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