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1. jaguarsgoalie
   posted a quote
   June 16, 2012 10:48pm UTC
   30 years from now,
   you will watching MTV's Greatest Hits
   and What Makes You Beauiful
   will come on
   you will then remember all the constant fangirling, visiting concerts, crying over not getting tickets, and remembering the great people you met.
   you will then think, our boys made HISTORY
   Then you will call into the other room,
   "Honey, You're On TV!"
   F o r m a t: J a d e 6 7 2
   
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2. jaguarsgoalie
   posted a quote
   June 16, 2012 10:27pm UTC
   "Live fast, have fun &
   be a bit mischievious."
   - Louis Tomlinson ♥
   format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill
   
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3. jaguarsgoalie
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2012 2:15pm UTC
   tnemom drawkwa taht
   when you don't know what category to add your quote to.
   Format: waitingforyourtouch
   
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4. jaguarsgoalie
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2012 1:51pm UTC
   I wish I could I go back to when
   skinned knees
   were the worst pain I felt
   Format credit to HakunaaMatata♥
   
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5. jaguarsgoalie
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2012 12:40pm UTC
   iCarly
   *1D & iCarly at Groovy Smoothie*
   Sam: "You think I should work him over with a butter sock?"
   Carly: "You know i really, really don't."
   Zayn: "Did she say butter sock?"
   Liam: "Is that a sock?"
   Louis: "Filled with butter?"
   Freddie: "Do you guys wanna hear my idea?"
   Niall: "Does it involve the butter sock?"
   *le dies*
   nmf
   
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6. jaguarsgoalie
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 11:03pm UTC
   Never will I be
   Pretty Enough.
   Funny Enough.
   Good Enough.
   At least while she's around.
   Format: ActiviateMyHeart
   
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7. jaguarsgoalie
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 9:18pm UTC
   One Direction Fact #4
   If Zayn had three wishes, he'd wish for a Segway, to be on holiday
   for the rest of his life and to marry Louis.
   I agree with him for the last one.
   
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8. jaguarsgoalie
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 9:16pm UTC
   One Direction Fact #3
   Louis and Harry had to confirm to the press that they weren't
   dating, as there were so many rumors.
   
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9. jaguarsgoalie
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 9:14pm UTC
   One Direction Facts #2
   The US One Direction reported getting death threats such as "we'll chase you with
   spoons and carrots" for trying to make 1D change their name.
   
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10. jaguarsgoalie
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    One Direction Fact #1
    Louis tweeted on April Fool's Day that he was a baby, and within
    2 minutes #congratsonthebabyLarry was trending.
    format credit:OneDirection
    
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11. jaguarsgoalie
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    that moment when
    the most popular girls
    at school say you
    have super pretty eyes and
    say you dress really pretty
    
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12. jaguarsgoalie
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    Today he started going out with her
    Today was also the day that my heart broke into a million pieces.
    Source: The_Witty_Therapist
    
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13. jaguarsgoalie
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    is it bad that my life completely relates to all the depressing
    one direction songs?
    
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14. jaguarsgoalie
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Teenage Post #123
    Of Couse I Have a Six Pack
    I just love mine so much
    I protect it with
    A Layer Of Fat
    
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15. jaguarsgoalie
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 9:55am UTC
    The Way You Stare At The
    Ground It's Not Hard Too Tell
    You Don't Know, You Don't Know You're Beautiful
    -One Direction :)
    
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16. jaguarsgoalie
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    how crazy
    would it be if you gave me
    a chance? if we could be
    together?
    nmf
    
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17. jaguarsgoalie
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    you: you're ugly.
    my friend: Well you're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
    me: Want some ice for that
    burn?
    BURNED
    © format and quote by: h0peful
    
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18. jaguarsgoalie
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    ❀
    A boy told me I was really pretty today. I almost cried
    because no one has ever said that to me before. I love knowing some people in this world care.
    format by jimmy365
    
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19. jaguarsgoalie
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    So I heard you like bad boys...
    Yeah
    Well not to brag, but when there's a serving size on my thin mints, I eat more than that. ;)
    NMF
    
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20. jaguarsgoalie
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    i am one of those people
    that are geniuses and completely book smart, then have no common sense whatsoever.
    Format: BlackButterflies
    
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