jaffacakesquirrel

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jaffacakesquirrel
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 4:11pm UTC

I NEED A TUMBLR GENIUS TO HELP ME WITH MY WEBSITE
if you think you can help me, please tell me via my profile!!
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jaffacakesquirrel
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 12:51pm UTC

░░░░
Just think
all these breakups
will make great advice for your kids♥
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jaffacakesquirrel
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August 12, 2011 4:44am UTC

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jaffacakesquirrel
posted a quote
August 11, 2011 3:03pm UTC

MAYBE WE'RE TOO YOUNG
+& FAR TOO FOOLISH
MAYBE ALL OF THIS IS WRONG
+& WE'LL GROW OLDER
+& STRONGER
+& REALISE THIS CAN BE NO LONGER.
MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T BE TOGETHER
+& WE CAN'T BATTLE IT THROUGH THE STORMY WEATHER
but there is a slight chance we'll be together forever <3

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jaffacakesquirrel
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 2:20pm UTC

I was on my friend Max's phone, because as always, I lost my phone. Max got a message, and being me, I was so nosey I read it ...
Yo Max, it's Declan I need advice
sup dec?
I really like ur friend Laura, do u think i shud ask her out? I think she will reject me
she wont. I no u shud
how?
because Max is letting me use his phone <3 x
i think my heart just skipped a beat ♥
nmf

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jaffacakesquirrel
posted a quote
August 5, 2011 4:39pm UTC

Don't you think
Adele & Taylor Swift would make great friends?
♪
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jaffacakesquirrel
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 3:23pm UTC

Dear Witty Girls,
I don't want votes, just advice. My cousin is 29 & has been married twice. The first marriage didn't go too well. Her husband, whom she married at 16, beat her, didn't let her out of the house & checked her phone more than she did. She finally plucked up the courage after a whole year of taking cr*p to divorce him, and she's never seen him since.
Then, 10 years ago, she met her second husband. She thought she was the luckiest girl in the world, she was Cinderella and he was Prince Charming. Then she had a little boy called Reese. She had never been happier.
So what's the problem? Her husband walked out on her on Monday, unexpectedly. He was going away on lots of 'business trips' and would be away for ages, and she suspects he had an affair. She's in pieces, and is thinking of
committing suicide.
My family and I have tried everything to talk her out of it, but she won't listen. She is like a zombie. What can we do? We are running out of options.
please help.

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jaffacakesquirrel
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 6:48am UTC

[ ] Gotten a referral
[ ]Gotten detention
[ ]Gotten your cell phone/iPod taken away
[ ]Gotten suspended
[ ]Gotten caught chewing gum during class
TOTAL SO FAR: 0
[ ]Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
[x ] Didnt do homework over 5 times
[ ] Returned at least 2 projects in late
TOTAL SO FAR: 1
[] Missed school cause you felt like it
[ ] skipped class at least 1 time
[ ] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
TOTAL SO FAR: 1
[ ] Texted people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x ] Laughed at the teacher
TOTAL SO FAR: 4
[] Went on myspace, friendster , xanga , or Witty on the computer at school
[ ] Took pictures during school hours
[ ] Called people during school hours
[ ] Listened to an ipod/ cd player/mp3 during class
[x ] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[ ] Gotten a call home
[ ] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
[x ] Didn't take your stuff to school
[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go
[ x] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
[ ] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[ ] Slept in class
[x] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket
[ ] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher)
[ ] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
[ ] Treat the teacher as invisible
TOTAL: 8
now times this by 3…
24% hated. I’m such a nerd ;)

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jaffacakesquirrel
posted a quote
July 22, 2011 1:44pm UTC

H(❤)O(❤)P(❤)E
Having only positive expectations
nmf

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jaffacakesquirrel
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 1:02pm UTC

Inspiring Quotes #1
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today ~ James Dean

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jaffacakesquirrel
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 1:12pm UTC

You are the Colour in my black & white world.

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jaffacakesquirrel
posted a quote
April 17, 2011 8:37am UTC

Girl confessions.
[x] I'm straight
[] I'm gay.
[] I'm bi.
[] I'm unsure
[] I wear make up
[x] have cried at a movie theater.
[] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous easily.
[x] I think Megan Fox is sexy.
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I like rock music.
[x] I like death/black metal.
[x] I like rap.
[] I like techno
[]..ish I like country
[] I carry a purse
[x] I'd be LOST without my iPod
[x] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[x] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[x] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I don't get bored watching football.
[x] l love emo boys.
[x] I love geeky boys.
[] I love country boys.
[x] I like skater boys
[x] I like athletic boys
[x] I love boys that are just themselves.
[] Girls are confusing.
[x] I've been called a b*tch
[x] I've been called a bad influence.
[] Lip gloss is better than lipstick.
[x] I play video games, even when there are other people around.
[x] My friends are the BESTTT.
[x] I would do anything for my friends.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x] I want a tattoo.
[x] I have a piercing

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jaffacakesquirrel
posted a quote
April 11, 2011 4:42pm UTC

At 12:03 this lunchtime, my Uncle Terry* died. I hadn’t bothered to see him in 7 years. I had neglected him as an old man in the late stage of his life, and I regret it badly. But he still left me £300 (approx. $490) in his will.
So, learn from my mistake. Don’t neglect people. Especially not family
ilu ♥
*names have been changed

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jaffacakesquirrel
posted a quote
March 23, 2011 3:59pm UTC

can someone
please
put a background on
my profile
or tell me how to do it?

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jaffacakesquirrel
posted a quote
March 23, 2011 3:37pm UTC

Are you saying someone wants to throw a grenade at me?
My momma taught me to not play with knives,
I don't go on train tracks,
and I won' take drugs like some people..
+& the devil said hi btw

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jaffacakesquirrel
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 8:50am UTC

Mind looking at this for me?
http://www.wattpad.com/1129582-the-pretender
(:

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jaffacakesquirrel
posted a quote
February 19, 2011 11:58am UTC

Like the clouds you
drift me away, far away
Like the sun you
brighten my day
g ♥ f
l

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jaffacakesquirrel
posted a quote
January 23, 2011 11:53am UTC

You have to be in the bad relationships
to find the good ones ♥

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jaffacakesquirrel
posted a quote
January 22, 2011 8:26am UTC

All the jerks that we write on here sound just like my brother. I feel ashamed. </3