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jacob10

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Member Since: 2 May 2009 12:44am

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 75144

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  1. jacob10 jacob10
    posted a quote
     January 1, 2010 2:34am UTC
    i wish my grass was emo so it could cut its self
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
  2. jacob10 jacob10
    posted a quote
     October 22, 2009 5:44pm UTC
    Jesus love you but I’m his favorite
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  3. jacob10 jacob10
    posted a quote
     June 23, 2009 1:40pm UTC
    what would happen if...
    joe jonas starred in Twilight?
    bella swan: you never eat or drink anything...
    joe jonas: how else am i going to fit into my skinny jeans?
    bella swan: i know what you are.
    joe jonas: say it out loud.
    bella swan: Jonas.
    joe jonas: are you afraid?
    bella swan: whats the worst your gonna do to me? dump me over the phone?
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  4. jacob10 jacob10
    posted a quote
     May 31, 2009 11:55pm UTC
    i am iron man
    smokin marijuana
    in a pepsi can
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
  5. jacob10 jacob10
    posted a quote
     May 31, 2009 11:48pm UTC
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    your cute
    and i like you
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
  6. jacob10 jacob10
    posted a quote
     May 31, 2009 11:42pm UTC
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    sugar is sweet
    and so are you
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  7. jacob10 jacob10
    posted a quote
     May 4, 2009 10:18pm UTC
    shes country
    [from her cowboy boots
    to her down home roots]
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  8. jacob10 jacob10
    posted a quote
     May 3, 2009 7:03pm UTC
    Teacher: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    Student: You told me to do it without using tables.
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  9. jacob10 jacob10
    posted a quote
     May 2, 2009 1:28am UTC
    to all the guys,
    never get a girlfriend thats a cheerleader
    because when you get older you'll always be broke.
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  10. jacob10 jacob10
    posted a quote
     May 2, 2009 1:09am UTC
    two&ahalfmen
    Allen: u made your date pump gas?
    Charlie: Well DUHH, i liked the song playing on the radio
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