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1. jackleberry
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2011 6:39pm UTC
   ♦♦♦
   There was a blonde who was so dumb that she
   a)locked her self in a restroom and peed herself
   b)Got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
   c)Tripped over a cordless phone
   d)tried to put M&M' s in to aplhabectical order.
   ♦♦♦
   
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2. jackleberry
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2011 6:32pm UTC
   An evil Genie captured Brunette, a Red head and a Dumb Blonde and bansished them all to the Desert for one week. The Genie allowed them to bring one thing.
   The brunette brought a canteen so she wouldnt die of thirst or hunger.
   The redhead brought an umbrella so she could keep the sun off.
   The dumb blonde brought a car door, so if it got hot, she just could roll down the window.
   no offence to the blondes.
   
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3. jackleberry
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2011 4:55pm UTC
   In seven days, God created this world
   In seven seconds, I, shattered mine.
   ♦
   
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4. jackleberry
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   September 15, 2011 11:06pm UTC
   im a Barbie girlin a Barbie world
   made of plasticits fantastic
   you can brush my hairundress me everywhere
   imagination life is your creation
   
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5. jackleberry
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2011 11:02pm UTC
   if your sexy and you know it clap your hands,
   if your sexy and you know it claps your hands
   if your sexy and you know it and you really want to show it if your sexy and you now it clap your hands
   dance with me
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6. jackleberry
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2011 11:06pm UTC
   im a Barbie girlin a Barbie world
   made of plasticits fantastic
   you can brush my hairundress me everywhere
   imagination life is your creation
   
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7. jackleberry
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2011 11:02pm UTC
   if your sexy and you know it clap your hands,
   if your sexy and you know it claps your hands
   if your sexy and you know it and you really want to show it if your sexy and you now it clap your hands
   dance with me
   112
   
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8. jackleberry
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2011 12:40am UTC
   I believe in you
   i can show you that i can see through
   all your empty lies, i wont last long
   in this world so wrong
   say goodbye as we dance with the devil
   tonight, don't you dare look him in the eye
   as we dance with the devil tonight
   -Breaking Benjamin
   
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9. jackleberry
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   September 15, 2011 12:25am UTC
   RED AND YELLOW AND PINK AND GREEN PURPLE AND ORANGE AND BLUE
   I CAN SEE A RAINBOW, SEE A RAINBOW, SEE A RAINBOW TOO
   
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10. jackleberry
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    September 15, 2011 12:21am UTC
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11. jackleberry
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    September 14, 2011 11:12pm UTC
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12. jackleberry
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    September 14, 2011 11:06pm UTC
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13. jackleberry
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    September 14, 2011 11:00pm UTC
    Every step i take the devil stays near me, Every word
    i say the demon inside me mute's me, Every dream i ever had has been taken away from me.
    
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14. jackleberry
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    September 14, 2011 10:53pm UTC
    speak no evil
    see no evil
    hear no evil
    
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15. jackleberry
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    September 14, 2011 10:46pm UTC
    Music heals the soul
    Music brings you to your senses
    Music gives you emotions
    Music lets you love
    Music lets you be free
    It allows you to be you
    No matter who you are
    ……………
    
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16. jackleberry
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    September 14, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    I am #1, so why try harder
    
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17. jackleberry
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    September 14, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    *sittin on the couch*
    *phone rings* *pick up the phone*
    ''hello''
    "WASUUUPPPP"
    
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18. jackleberry
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    September 14, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    Open Your
    IMAGINATION
    
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19. jackleberry
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    September 14, 2011 12:41am UTC
    reality is a dream
    dream is a reality
    
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20. jackleberry
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    September 14, 2011 12:36am UTC
    B.I.T.C.H
    beautiful, intelligent,
    talented, charming,
    hell of a woman!
    
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