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izzyroxlol

1. izzyroxlol
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 10:11am UTC
   I dont have a quick temper
   i have a quick reaction
   to bull s***
   
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2. izzyroxlol
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 10:02am UTC
   Did you know
   that if you put headphones
   in your nose
   and open your mouth its a speacker.....
   NOW LIKE IF YOU TRIED!!
   
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3. izzyroxlol
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 7:11pm UTC
   Does anyone
   else have
   a mini
   heart attack
   while there waiting
   for someone to
   like their
   new quote!!!
   
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4. izzyroxlol
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 7:05pm UTC
   Me:Mom im going out can i have money??
   Mom:What do you think im made of money?
   Me:Well isnt that what mom stands for?
   LOL!!
   
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5. izzyroxlol
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 3:23pm UTC
   Does anyone
   else
   hate
   the
   adds on
   witty???
   Sincerly, I'm annoyed
   
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6. izzyroxlol
   posted a quote
   December 10, 2011 1:14pm UTC
   iLOVE WHEN
   MY LITTLE CUZ
   SAYS YOUR NOT
   MY FRIEND ANYMORE
   ITS LIKE
   BRO IM STILL UR CUZ
   THEN SHE SAYS
   UGHHH I
   HATE FAMILY
   
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7. izzyroxlol
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2011 8:47pm UTC
   i hate when....
   the person u lik has a girlfriend
   and he liks u more then his girl
   and then u see them kisssing
   and u think in ur mind wait dont u lik me??
   
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8. izzyroxlol
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 11:57pm UTC
   Lol moment #3
   When u think the night is going well and
   nothing can rune it and the someone
   gets hurt !
   
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9. izzyroxlol
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 12:30pm UTC
   LoL Moment #2
   When there's a dead silence
   and some one runes it and farts!
   
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10. izzyroxlol
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    Its funny when ur hanging out wit some one u really like then ur about 2 kiss then ur dad calls and says what r u doing...... FAIL
    
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11. izzyroxlol
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 11:21am UTC
    LoL moment #1
    when your little cuz hides rite in front of u and
    says come and find me!
    
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12. izzyroxlol
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 12:12pm UTC
    What kind of bees make milk....
    boobies!
    lol
    
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13. izzyroxlol
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    i remember when
    i was little i thought the
    bathtub was a pool and
    i thought my pool
    was the ocean!
    
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14. izzyroxlol
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    that weird
    moment
    when the
    fat kid's parents
    are skinny!
    
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15. izzyroxlol
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    THERES A PARTY
    IN MY TUMMY
    SOOOOOOO
    YUMMY
    SOOOOOO
    YUMMY
    XD
    - Yo Gaba Gaba-
    
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16. izzyroxlol
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    well,
    today my cousins
    slept over
    and they told
    me my brother
    wet his pants laughing
    so he pulled his pants down and he
    had my underwear on lol
    p.s. ima girl XD
    
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17. izzyroxlol
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 11:31pm UTC
    alot of girls know the feeling when
    the guy they like just happens to b their
    best friend and they want to tell
    them how they feel but are scared
    about what will happen
    and how things will turn out
    i mean can u blame em
    the feeling sucks!
    
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18. izzyroxlol
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    Ur voice is
    like a mix
    between
    Fergie &
    Jesus
    
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19. izzyroxlol
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 10:42pm UTC
    i hate
    when u
    forget what
    you were gonna
    say like
    umm..
    what was i gonna tell you
    
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20. izzyroxlol
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 10:33pm UTC
    imagine that u r
    sitting on the toilet
    minding ur own
    buissiness
    and a neon green
    unicorn barges in
    and tries to sell
    u crack
    :D
    
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