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izzyla

  1. ParticipationAward* ParticipationAward*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 8:17pm UTC
    Yeah a boyfriend with abs sounds nice but someone who
    will lay on the couch with me while watching stupid tv shows
    and feed me cool ranch doritos sounds a heck of a lot better.

  2. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 8:27pm UTC
    Boys think girls are like books,
    if the cover doesn't catch their eye they won't bother to read what's inside.     
     

  3. izzyla izzyla
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2014 12:34am UTC
    Keep your words sweet in case you might have to eat em

  4. izzyla izzyla
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 5:51pm UTC
    Don't let who you are get in the way of who you want to be

  5. izzyla izzyla
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 11:13pm UTC
    Teach me how to be happy again.
    Please.

  6. izzyla izzyla
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 2:51am UTC
    Nothing's worst than knowing it's you against the world.

  7. izzyla izzyla
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 12:33am UTC
    A good deed brightens a dark world

  8. izzyla izzyla
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2014 1:36am UTC
    And I would know what it's like to go to sleep feeling lonely with only my music to cling onto.

  9. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 2:17pm UTC
    reasons i tend to not talk:
    • people always interrupt me to tell another story
    • because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
    • i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
    • people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
    • i hate my voice
    • i have something really mean to say
    • i hate you
    • i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shítty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me

  10. izzyla izzyla
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2014 2:35am UTC
    fvck everything. let's run away and be hippies.

  11. LifeHunter LifeHunter
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 4:42am UTC
    “Just look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religions destroy spirituality and governments destroy freedom.” ― Michael Ellner

  12. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 9:30am UTC
    .....
    The fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the funniest things I've ever seen. They act like its a nuclear missile, like calm down bro it's just a compressed cotton ball. I swear if you ever want a teenage boy to leave you alone just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction and he will run as far away as possible. It's quite hilarious.
    .....

  13. *Suicidal Fantasy* *Suicidal Fantasy*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 4:54pm UTC
    You're the reason....You're the reason I wake up,You're the reason I love,You're the reason I am who I am,But darling, you're the reason I'm broken....


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  15. s3mpiternal s3mpiternal
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 11:02am UTC
    It's like there's cancer in my blood,
    It's like there's water in my lungs,
    And I can't take another step,
    please tell me I am not undone


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  17. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 1:57pm UTC
    If you love someone show it, don't say it.
    If you no longer love someone say it, don't show it.

  18. *crybaby* *crybaby*
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    May 19, 2014 3:02am UTC
    isn't it creepy that from the day you were born you start to die


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