Yeah a boyfriend with abs sounds nice but someone who will lay on the couch with me while watching stupid tv shows and feed me cool ranch doritos sounds a heck of a lot better.
reasons i tend to not talk: • people always interrupt me to tell another story • because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears • i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago • people seem disinterested in what i’m saying • i hate my voice • i have something really mean to say • i hate you • i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shítty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me
..... The fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the funniest things I've ever seen. They act like its a nuclear missile, like calm down bro it's just a compressed cotton ball. I swear if you ever want a teenage boy to leave you alone just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction and he will run as far away as possible. It's quite hilarious. .....
You're the reason....You're the reason I wake up,You're the reason I love,You're the reason I am who I am,But darling, you're the reason I'm broken....