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  1. oliviaaababyy oliviaaababyy
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 3:52pm UTC
    "sun kissed skin so hot we'll melt your popsicle"
    LOL JK i'm Katy Perry and my skin is as pale as snow
    oliviaaababyy

  2. peaceinpieces peaceinpieces
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 7:12pm UTC
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    LIES

  3. AaniellaBayBee AaniellaBayBee
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 1:14pm UTC
    One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home. As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her:
    "Honey, would you give me a kiss ?"
    Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
    "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her.
    " No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
    "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".
    " No way, it's just too risky!"
    "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?".
    " No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".
    "Oh yes you can. Please?"
    " No, no. I just can't" " I'm begging you ... "
    Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and The girl's elder sister showed up in her pajamas, hair dishevelled, And in a sleepy voice she said, " Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need Be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours....
    TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL ........
    *not mine saw on a website*

  4. LostPieces LostPieces
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 3:36pm UTC

    Little girl, fourteen, flipping through a magazine says she wants to look that way
    But her hair isn't straight, her body isn't fake and she's always felt overweight
    I wish that you could see that
    beauty is within your heart
    you're perfect just the way you are
    there could never be a more beautiful you

  5. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 2:31pm UTC
    To all the girls
    who haven't found their prince charming yet. He's coming.
    H e j u s t t o o k a d e t o u r & t h e r e ' s t r a f f i c .


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  8. iwished4u1111 iwished4u1111
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 2:04pm UTC
    Veggie Tales <3
    "everybody's got a water buffalo"
    <3333

  9. xolovebugxo33 xolovebugxo33
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 2:04pm UTC
    I <3 Twilight
    <3Team Jacob<3
    (: LoL

  10. Cheerleader20102013 Cheerleader20102013
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 2:04pm UTC
    v
    Have you ever wondered what guys were looking up when they found Wittyprofiles?

  11. DaNcEiNtHeRaInxO DaNcEiNtHeRaInxO
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 10:15am UTC
    God made you ;
    and then made me.
    And then he whispered
    "meant to be"
    Y

  12. iNCOMPLETE_xx iNCOMPLETE_xx
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 12:05pm UTC
    Screw Gravity.
    I want to fly.

  13. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 9:59am UTC
    i was trying to fly.
    but i couldn't find wings.
    THEN YOU CAME ALONG. //
    and you changed
    everything.

  14. erikajay erikajay
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:19am UTC
    9 Things I Hate About Everyone
    1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
    2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
    5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
    7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
    Not mine (:

  15. KayBrittStephX3 KayBrittStephX3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 11:28am UTC
    I love the guy in S p o n g e b o b
    Who always shouts
    MAH LEG!
    favorite this if you do to ♡

  16. noornoor97 noornoor97
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 9:34am UTC
    I'm loving
    cloud nine*
    My head's in the
    sky☀

  17. Kattieeex3 Kattieeex3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 11:02am UTC
    Today,
    My mom and I were at walmart in the nail polish aisle. We were choosing which cotton balls we wanted.
    When she said " We should get the small ones" I said "No, mom. I like them big. They have more white stuff in them."
    -Alllll me. This is my true story.
    Comment, Rate. :)

  18. cheerleaderx3 cheerleaderx3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 10:58am UTC
    we don't talk anymore.
    and you know what the saddest part is?
    we used to talk everyday.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. XxYourAngelofMusicxX XxYourAngelofMusicxX
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 11:00am UTC
    OHCOW. :p

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