iwillbreakintoyourthoughts

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iwillbreakintoyourthoughts
posted a quote
May 9, 2011 12:59pm UTC

Boy: Wanna go out?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I have a maths test tomorrow.
Girl: ...So?
Boy: Sorry, I thought we were naming things we're gonna cheat on.

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iwillbreakintoyourthoughts
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April 29, 2011 4:15pm UTC

Having a best guy friend is great;
They're always funny, sweet, kind, cute, but then...
>BOOM<
You like him.

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iwillbreakintoyourthoughts
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April 14, 2011 9:50am UTC

One day a man jumped off the Golden Gate bridge.
When the police were searching his house, they found a note that said "if anyone smiles at me, I won't jump."
I make a point to smile at everyone now.
sixbillionsecrets.com
♥

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iwillbreakintoyourthoughts
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April 13, 2011 4:22pm UTC

She said "It's just like Hollywood & I'm afraid,
Because the boy forgets the girl while she sits at home and waits."
Framing Hanley-The Promise♥

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iwillbreakintoyourthoughts
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April 13, 2011 1:34pm UTC

I was about to go when the light turned green, but my grandpa told me to stop.
I slammed the brakes on as a semi blew straight through the red light. It would've hit me if I would've gone.
I had to pull over because I started crying so much.
Why?
I was alone in my car. My grandpa passed away last August.
sixbillionsecrets.com
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iwillbreakintoyourthoughts
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April 10, 2011 6:12am UTC

*Dad gets Facebook*
Status update: Dad now has Facebook. WTF
Dad comments: What does WTF mean?
Daughter: Welcome to Facebook (:

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iwillbreakintoyourthoughts
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March 28, 2011 11:36am UTC

Three whole words &+
eight letters late...
♥

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