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itsybitsyabc123

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Member Since: 12 Dec 2011 09:39pm

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I like pie ;)
  1. itsybitsyabc123 itsybitsyabc123
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    Type your name with your nose! and plz keep it going
    la5yem- haahaa lauren im cool!
    qao6sswaq- alyssa haha im rong
    aqloexaq- Alexa haha
    shannon- shannon 1rite
    janine- Janine :D
    swte3ph- steph haha
    nichole-nichole YESSSSS
    ash- ash:D
    kylee- kylee=)
    amber- =D
    caereloleyu- carley =0 OH NO!
    rachel- ha! own!
    wsop0yi8aq- Sophia! haha! I stink!
    dc045raqol9- im awesome!!! hah Coralie
    jqeer6-Maddy haha i suck
    emilt6-Emily roflshimpimp
    waedt4ri--Adri (I losee) hahaa.
    ghashbhb6y7- gabby :] im bad!
    frallonh-fallon I SUCK lol
    tylerr OMG YAY :D
    +er9hn-erin(:
    nhaqalias (Natalia) Atleast my nose isnt pointy as hell ;]
    ambvrluy - Amberly[:
    (people who got it exactly, you must have a really pointy nose, or you cheated.) --adri
    i8wsidora - Isidora :D
    ikehswi3 - Kensie lol
    kayahg= kayah
    aqaqhjsaq - Amanda. ]: I have failed.
    kmsatyrie= katie :) lol that was a fail
    wshu3eaq=shea (: omg im such a fail
    alex=yay :)

  2. itsybitsyabc123 itsybitsyabc123
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    If i wanted to listen to an a**hole
    i'd fart

  3. itsybitsyabc123 itsybitsyabc123
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    EVRYTHING IS
    FUNNIER
    WHEN YOURE NOT
    ALLOWED TO
    LAUGH ;)

  4. itsybitsyabc123 itsybitsyabc123
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    Sarcasm
    The ablility to insult idiots
    without them realizing it.

  5. itsybitsyabc123 itsybitsyabc123
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    I WILL SEDUCE YOU WITH
    MY
    AKWARD AWESOMENESS...

  6. itsybitsyabc123 itsybitsyabc123
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    Guy 1: OMG a genie visited me last night. She asked me- Would you get 1000 dollars or good memory?
    Guy 2: OMG wut did u say???
    Guy 1: I dont remember.........

  7. itsybitsyabc123 itsybitsyabc123
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    Clouds don't cry!
    They just have to PEE sometimes. :P

  8. itsybitsyabc123 itsybitsyabc123
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    Only in math probelms
    can you buy 60 cantaloupes
    and no one asks you
    what the hell is wrong with you.

  9. itsybitsyabc123 itsybitsyabc123
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    When I die,
    I want to die like
    my grandmother,
    who died peacefully
    in her sleep.
    NOT
    screaming like all the
    passengers in her car.

  10. itsybitsyabc123 itsybitsyabc123
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 12:28pm UTC
    Eating
    (verb)
    When there is
    nothing else to do.

  11. itsybitsyabc123 itsybitsyabc123
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 12:26pm UTC
    Babysit
    (verb)
    To get paid to watch TV and
    eat other people's food
    while someones kid sleeps.

  12. itsybitsyabc123 itsybitsyabc123
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 12:25pm UTC
    Drama
    (noun)
    When Sara likes Mike but Mike is going out with Jane when Jane actually likes Dylan but Dylan likes Sarah so Dylan asks out Sarah and Jane gets mad and breaks up with MIke so she can go out with Dylan then Sarah asks out Eric instead and Eric likes Hannah and Hannah likes Mike so Hannah asks out Mike and Jane gets jealous so she tries to make up with Mike.

  13. itsybitsyabc123 itsybitsyabc123
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 12:42pm UTC
    Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters,
    Perfectly harmless.....
    UNTIL YOU PUT ONE IN YOUR MOUTH
    AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE.

  14. itsybitsyabc123 itsybitsyabc123
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 12:40pm UTC
    Let's eat Grandma
    or
    Let's eat, Grandma
    Punctuation
    it saves lives

  15. itsybitsyabc123 itsybitsyabc123
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 12:37pm UTC
    Today, I
    realized that
    the word "bed"
    actually looks
    like a bed.

  16. itsybitsyabc123 itsybitsyabc123
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 12:35pm UTC
    Me without you
    is like
    facebook with no friends
    YouTube without videos
    Google with no results
    <3

  17. itsybitsyabc123 itsybitsyabc123
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 12:25pm UTC
    Christmas
    (proper noun)
    The
    only time of
    the year in which
    one can sit in front of
    a dead tree and eat candy out of
    socks.

  18. itsybitsyabc123 itsybitsyabc123
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 11:19am UTC
    During a test;
    people look up for inspiration,
    down in desperation,
    and left and right for information.

  19. itsybitsyabc123 itsybitsyabc123
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 10:17am UTC
    That akward moment
    When someone says akward moment when its not akward and then it becomes an akward moment.
    and now im questioning myself if i spelt akward right ughhh >:(

  20. itsybitsyabc123 itsybitsyabc123
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 9:58am UTC
    One day a guy give a girl 13 roses.
    12 were real and 1 was fake.....
    He told her he would love her until the
    last rose dies.

:)

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