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  1. ikindajust ikindajust
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    a guy accidently hitting your boob is like me accidently kicking a guy in the balls.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. wheredoibegin wheredoibegin
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    The Party Girl.Chapter 2After that day, I didn't really see much of Tyler.That was until I went to a party at a beach cottage on the last Saturday of June. As I walked through the doors with my best friend, Alicia. I was wearing a royal blue dress and short as usual. I had my favorite diamond ear rings in and a silver pair of strappy heels. I left my blonde hair with its natural waves. My phone vibrated, I had a text.tyler: r u stalking me now?I looked around and from across the room I saw Tyler. He walked towards me and smiled."Hi dimples." I said."Hi blondie." he grinned.Just as I was about to say something, a girl with long, straight brown hair.She reminded me of Sam from Jersey Shore."Tylerrrrrrr, I want you to come meet my friends." she whined.She gave me a dirty look. I guess she wasn't the sweetest b-tch you'll ever meet."Alright." he said rolling his eyes.I mouthed "get it in" to him with a wink."Yeah right" he mouthed back. I laughed to myself and turned to find something to drink. I went to the kitchen and found a table of drinks.Rule 1: Don't drink something that's in a cup, it'll be spiked. I've had my experiences.I grabbed an unopened beer bottle and walked out to the party.A guy grabbed my waist and started dancing against me. After a few minutes I didn't felt like I was about to throw up so I ran upstairs to find a bathroom. The first door I opened there was a girl lifting off a guy's shirt, I recognized him. For some reason, my heart felt like it sped. It was Tyler."Sorry." I said quickly and shut the door.I didn't feel as sick, so I walked back down the stairs and out the back door.Just before I was on the beach I got out of heels and left them behind. I slowly made my way towards the water with the bottle still in my hand. I dropped myself to the ground and just sat there. I don't know how long I was sitting there, but then I heard someone behind me."Hey Cinderella, I think you left your shoes behind."I knew exactly who it was."Oh did I, Tyler?"He sat down next to me.He changed the subject and said, "It wasn't what you thought it was.""You don't need to explain yourself to me, I'm not your girlfriend." I stated looking at him."Well I wouldn't want the girl I like to get any ideas." he said leaning in.i'm sorry i haven't written in a few days, i've had writer's block. more to come though. :)

  4. twihard4eva1012 twihard4eva1012
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 1:11pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you can't find a Taylor Swift song
    t o d e s c r i b e w h a t y o u ' r e g o i n g t h r o u g h .
    [♥ ]
    LAYOUT CREDIT TO TWIHARD4EVA1012


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  6. fearthecute fearthecute
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    Not-so-Freshmen
    Chapter One
    My friend, Camille clutches my hand as we walk up to the front door of the high school. It's our first day as Freshmen. Great right? NO.
    Just before I open one of the big double doors in front of us, someone jabs me in the side with their fingers. Camille and I turn around to see my best friend, Tori behind us, with her comical grin.
    "Hey girlie," I smile at her. "You ready?" Tori (of course) nods.
    So, the three of us open the doors and walk into the school. After making an easy turn into the Freshmen hallway, we are greeted by yelling teenagers. I hear Tori sigh. We had hoped that our grade would have matured at least a little bit over the summer. The students in front of us prove that they hadn't.
    A boy with brown hair notices us and smiles. Camille's boyfriend, Derek. He walks over to us, and wraps his arm around Camille's waist.
    "Hey, baby," he grins flirtily, leaning in closer to her face.
    "Woah, woah, WOAH!" Tori says, loud enough for our little group to hear.
    "Either pause the love-fest, or go get a room!" I laugh, and high-five Tori. Both Camille and Derek roll their eyes and walk off, hand-in-hand.
    "Oh, couples.." I sigh, examining the crowded hallway for new guys. Nothing so far. Our grade is full of idiots and jerks. None of the guys are worth anything...
    I'm snapped out of myself when Tori grabs my hand.
    "We aren't going to get heartbroken this year, right Paisley?" I nod, even though I have no way of honestly guaranteeing her that.
    Then, her seriousness disappears, and she smiles at me. "Alrighty. See you at lunch?"
    "Of course."
    We go our separate ways, and I find my locker. Somehow, I managed to get a locker in between two guys. Awesome. I recognize one of them as Marcus. Nobody special. But I don't recognize the other guy.
    I slink to my locker without saying a word to either guy. I put in and take out supplies, and write a reminder of my ride home with Tori on my little dry-erase board without speaking to anyone.
    "Hi, I'm Wesley." A deep voice says next to me.
    "Hi Wesley, I'm Paisley. Are you new?"
    "Mhmm... I'm guessing you're not.."
    I chuckle. "You are correct."
    ".. Yeah.." His voice drifts off, and I think he's stopped speaking to me. But I'm wrong.
    "So, I guess I'll see you around?"
    "Yepp," I say, turning to him, and finding that he's looking right at me. Wow, he's gorgeous. Jet black hair with bangs that tickle his eyebrows, ice blue eyes, small round nose, thin lips. Skinny, with big hands. He grins at me, nods, and turns to walk away.
    I smile to myself. Good job, Paisley. You didn't scare him off.
    What do you think, should I keep going? :)

  7. tay_tay_swiftyy tay_tay_swiftyy
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    August 1, 2011 4:45pm UTC
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  8. mycousinissexi55 mycousinissexi55
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    I MIGHT HAVE CANCER.
    Im really scared, can i get a few faves so i know im not walking through this alone?


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