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istayswaggerific

1. istayswaggerific
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2012 4:26pm UTC
   me: i'm so full omg i'm not gonna eat for days
   me: are those brownies
   
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2. istayswaggerific
   posted a quote
   February 18, 2012 2:22pm UTC
   baby you light up my world like nobody else
   nigguh i'm black how the f*ck do i light up
   
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3. istayswaggerific
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2012 3:12pm UTC
   Whale you be my valentine?
   Dolphinately.
   
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4. istayswaggerific
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2012 4:23pm UTC
   me: DUUUUDE I JUST SAW YOU ON TV!
   friend: OMG OMG WHAT CHANNEL?
   me: animal planet.
   
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5. istayswaggerific
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2012 4:51pm UTC
   Graduation Speech:
   "I would like to thank Wikipedia and
   copy/paste. I'm out b*tches."
   
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6. istayswaggerific
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2012 4:19pm UTC
   Each girl has that one boy that they will never lose feelings for.
   
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7. istayswaggerific
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2012 11:19am UTC
   So young,
   so damaged.
   
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8. istayswaggerific
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2012 5:53pm UTC
   cool story.
   cool story? how about i push you down a hill and when you're screaming i'll be like, "cool story."
   
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9. istayswaggerific
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 8:29pm UTC
   here, let me wipe that bullshit off your mouth.
   
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10. istayswaggerific
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    smile wide for the haters.
    
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11. istayswaggerific
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    I hate getting flashbacks from things
    i don't want to remember.
    
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12. istayswaggerific
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    I wanna be remembered as the girl who always smiled.
    The one who could always brighten your day.
    Even if she couldn't brighten her own.
    
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13. istayswaggerific
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    I wonder how it feels like
    to be loved by you.
    
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