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irishgrl221

1. irishgrl221
   posted a quote
   February 15, 2011 4:48pm UTC
   Your mom
   treats STD's like Pokemon,
   gotta catch 'em all
   
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2. irishgrl221
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2010 4:50pm UTC
   I hate when I'm sitting with shorts on and my legs look huge.
   Scratch that, I hate that they stick, and you get up and it feels like you just got the back of your legs waxed!
   
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3. irishgrl221
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2010 9:50pm UTC
   Te <3 Amo.
   (i love you.)
   
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4. irishgrl221
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2010 9:49pm UTC
   I'm going to decapitate your head,
   and not the one on your shoulders!
   
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5. irishgrl221
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2010 9:48pm UTC
   <3
   (Please don't break this)
   
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6. irishgrl221
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2010 9:47pm UTC
   You're the reason
   for my smile <3
   
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7. irishgrl221
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2010 9:46pm UTC
   ..... awkarddd!
   
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8. irishgrl221
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2010 9:46pm UTC
   ell-oh-vee-ee!
   
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9. irishgrl221
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2010 9:44pm UTC
   There are four things in life you can never recover:
   - the stone after it is thrown.
   - the word after it is said.
   - the occasion after it is missed.
   &&&
   - the time after it is gone.
   
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10. irishgrl221
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 9:42pm UTC
    BE: original
    spontaneous
    loving
    crazy
    Proper
    LOUD
    DaRInG
    classy
    UniQueee
    kookoo
    
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11. irishgrl221
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 9:31pm UTC
    live with no excuses and love with no regret
    <3
    
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12. irishgrl221
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 9:30pm UTC
    Cinderella
    walked on broken glass.
    Sleeping Beauty
    let a lifetime pass.
    Belle
    fell in love with a beast.
    Jasmine
    choose a poor man.
    Ariel
    spent her life on land.
    We come to love not by finding a perfect person,
    but by loving an imperfect person perfectly.
    
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13. irishgrl221
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 9:25pm UTC
    so i kinda sorta
    maybe like you
    a LOT more than
    originally planned...
    
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14. irishgrl221
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 9:24pm UTC
    I'm gonna marry you,
    plan your life accordingly.
    
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15. irishgrl221
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 9:24pm UTC
    you're my happy ending
    <3
    
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16. irishgrl221
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 9:23pm UTC
    hi, I'm the girl of your dreams,
    someone said you were looking for me?
    
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17. irishgrl221
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 9:22pm UTC
    kissing is the language of love.
    care to indulge in a little conversation??
    
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18. irishgrl221
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 9:21pm UTC
    i lost my teddy bear,
    can i sleep with you?
    
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19. irishgrl221
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 9:20pm UTC
    adorable?
    honey, i believe
    the term is
    STUNNING!
    
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20. irishgrl221
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 9:19pm UTC
    i can't pop a cherry,
    but i can make a banana cream!
    
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