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irish101

1. irish101
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2011 1:58pm UTC
   Your only as tall as your heart will let you be,
   and your only as small as the world will make you seem♥
   -NSN
   
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2. irish101
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2011 3:58pm UTC
   I have the F, C, and the K
   and I don't need U,
   because all I need is KFC ♥
   not mine
   
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3. irish101
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2011 9:14am UTC
   Those quotes that say, "I can remove your so-called beauty with a wet kleenex" Last time I checked if you wet a kleenex it falls apart.
   nmf
   
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4. irish101
   posted a quote
   September 13, 2011 6:57pm UTC
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   I may not have to pee, but if i see a fancy restroom,
   Im using it
   nmf
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5. irish101
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2011 4:18pm UTC
   When you get those random symbols at the top of you phone,
   ,
   and you have no clue what they mean
   nmf
   
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6. irish101
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2011 6:52pm UTC
   Fave if you have an obsession
   comment what it is
   nmf
   
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7. irish101
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2011 10:12pm UTC
   Tell the truth
   and you don't have to remember anything
   nmf
   
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8. irish101
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2011 8:16pm UTC
   If its cold outside
   Show the world the warmth of your smile
   ♥
   nmf
   
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9. irish101
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2011 4:12pm UTC
   At first I thought the ad in the middle of the page was a quote
   Only me?
   nmf
   
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10. irish101
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    I don't mean to jinx it
    But has anyone else noticed that
    all the Justin Bieber quotes have stopped showing up
    nmf
    
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11. irish101
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
    For I am a bear of very little brain,
    and long words bother me
    >> Me too Pooh Bear, me too<<
    nmf
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
    
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12. irish101
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    Do fish get high off seaweed?
    .Because its like weed.
    O f the sea♥
    n mf
    
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13. irish101
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    Not saying I'm the richest man alive, but I'm in the game
    -Wiz Khalifa
    Roll-Up
    nmf
    
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14. irish101
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    Yes I do ask for a boy toy when I go to McDonalds,
    Because I don't want no stinking doll.
    nmf
    
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15. irish101
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    *Me and my dad were stopped at a red light*
    Him: Hey look at that guy in that car
    Me: What about him?
    Him: We will probably never know him
    Me: Yup....
    Him: I could hit him, then we'd get to meet him
    Me: Just drive...
    nmf
    
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16. irish101
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    Police Officer:
    Sir, are you drunk?
    Guy:
    Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
    saw it on a billboard:)
    nmf
    
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17. irish101
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 8:30am UTC
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    I like how Steve can write 1 word on a quote and get over 100 favs
    nmf
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18. irish101
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 10:43pm UTC
    Those shirts that try to be fitted
    but miser ably fail
    nmf
    
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19. irish101
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    If you ask me how I'm doing
    I would say I'm doing just fine
    I would lie and say that your not on my mind
    </3
    Same old tired, lonely place.
    
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20. irish101
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 2:48pm UTC
    I hate when you
    have a friend over and all
    they do is
    get on facebook
    nmf
    
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