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1. insurgent
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   September 7, 2012 2:50pm UTC
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2. insurgent
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   September 3, 2012 3:05pm UTC
   hush little fandom don't you cry
   we all knew your favourite charachter was going to die
   
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3. insurgent
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   August 27, 2012 10:41am UTC
   so you know that joke
   why did the chicken cross the road
   'the other side' is death whAT
   
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4. insurgent
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   August 21, 2012 2:38pm UTC
   Statistically, 1 in 20 of us live next door to a paedophile.
   Not me though.
   I live next door to a pair of stunning seven year olds.
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5. insurgent
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   August 21, 2012 12:51pm UTC
   your mom's so fat she took a look at her life a decided she wanted a change so she joined the gym andstarted excercising and eating heathily
   and now she looks and feels much better good for her
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6. insurgent
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   August 21, 2012 6:42am UTC
   hell is a place where you're strapped to a chair and forced to watch and endless slideshow of every picture of yourself that you deleted.
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7. insurgent
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   August 21, 2012 4:41am UTC
   boyfri(end)
   girlfri(end)
   fri(end)
   inter(forever)net
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8. insurgent
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   August 20, 2012 3:15pm UTC
   i hate when people say 'you've changed'
   yes well i used to look like a fetus now look at me
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9. insurgent
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   August 20, 2012 8:55am UTC
   i wish i could say "asdfghjkl;" in real life.
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10. insurgent
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    August 20, 2012 8:12am UTC
    Did you ever think about,
    in all of your life,
    all of the coins you ever had
    at least one of them
    MAYBE ONCE BELONGED
    to a member of One Direction.
    .
    mq
    
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11. insurgent
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 7:52am UTC
    T I C K T O C K
    this is a clock
    
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12. insurgent
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    August 19, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Stop saying 'I wish.'
    and start saying 'I will.'
    Chase your dreams.
    L I V E O U T L O U D.
    "And never
    let anyone
    bring you down."
    -Isabelle Fuhrman
    
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13. insurgent
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    August 13, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    it takes me a few moments to find cato
    in the dim light, in the blood.
    then the raw hunk of meat that used to be my enemy
    makes a sound, and i know where is mouth is.
    and i think the word hes trying to say is please
    
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