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  1. WhuddupPaino WhuddupPaino
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 1:41pm UTC
    when your boyfriend dumps you
    the best revenge? make out with the one boy he hates the most. ♥

  2. ifiletyouinyoujustwantout ifiletyouinyoujustwantout
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:16am UTC
    I wanna give up on you so bad.
    I just can't.

  3. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:32pm UTC
    "Mom, I'm going out."
    "With your friends?"
    "No mom, with Pikachu."
    "WHO'S PIKACHU,
    IS HE YOUR
    BOYFRIEND?"

  4. xRoxMySox xRoxMySox
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 11:59pm UTC
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  5. oxangelxo556 oxangelxo556
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    s u g a r & s p i c e & e v e r y t h i n g n i c e -
    that's what little girls are made of.
    Gossip & Lies & Fighting Over Guys-
    that's what big girls are made of.
    nmf

  6. NMQuotesNMFormat NMQuotesNMFormat
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 9:37pm UTC
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  7. oxangelxo556 oxangelxo556
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    APPLEBOTTOM JEANS!
    -->> Favorite if you just said "boots with the fur" <<--

    notmyformat.

  8. NMQuotesNMFormat NMQuotesNMFormat
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    THAT MOMENT,
    when you make a guy laugh.
    S u c c e s s .

  9. ilovehim2246 ilovehim2246
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    click the [♥]
    asdfa
    if your parents ever called you by the wrong name.
    ilovehim

  10. justsmilexox8 justsmilexox8
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:44pm UTC
    & Who else had no idea that
    Jake T. Austin, aka Max on Wizards of Waverly Place, was the voice of Diego on Go Diego Go...
    mine/nmf

  11. lonely_one lonely_one
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    Sick of Crying,
    Tired of Trying,
    Yeah, I’m Smiling,
    But Inside I’m Dying.

  12. mockingjayy14 mockingjayy14
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    Take a bow,
    hear the applause?
    My heart is broken,
    and your the cause.
    I played your game,
    and looks like you won.
    Congradulations,
    hope you had fun.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. emilycrowne emilycrowne
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    LIFE IS SHORT; break the rules. forgive quickly. ♥Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. &never regret anything; that once made you smile.
    notmyformat♥

  15. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 3:07am UTC
    Favorite if,
    you've tried to balance
    the light switch between
    ON & OFF

  16. imbringinsexyback imbringinsexyback
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 12:01pm UTC
    My 8 year old sister
    has luekemia.
    Today i visited her in the hospital and she said to me,
    "Ellie, i know that i am going to die, but i know i'll come back as a kitten.
    So after im gone, and a kitten comes to your door,
    it will be me.
    I will always love you, Ellie,
    Even when i'll be a
    CAT. "
    *didnt happen to me, i just thought this was amazing.

  17. mclovnn13 mclovnn13
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    but seriously..
    who else secretly wants a
    waterproof phone
    so you can text in the shower?

  18. babyBrii babyBrii
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    Facts of a Teenage Girls Life
    Chairs are almost 100% more entertaining if they spin AND roll
    Juice is tastier if its in a box or pouch
    We are never too old for Play-Doh and Silly Puddy
    Children's shows like Wonder Pets and Yo Gabba Gabba are still AWESOME
    We will wear short shorts and a sweatshirt, no matter what the weather is like
    We will watch a movie just because there is a hot guy in it
    If we're listening to music, don't try to talk to us
    :]
    *fav if you agree*

  19. biannncaaa biannncaaa
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 10:21pm UTC
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  20. xrc81324x xrc81324x
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 2:04pm UTC
    Periods.
    Of all things, why blood?
    Why can't it be like... fairy dust or something?

:)

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