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indieebitchezz

1. indieebitchezz
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2012 5:48pm UTC
   *School in year 6*
   Boys: Let's search up voldemorts nipple
   Me: I don't know you
   Teacher: * looks at boys computer screen * is that a nipple
   Boys:
   Me:
   Teacher:
   Boys:
   Me: oh lord..
   True story..
   
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2. indieebitchezz
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2012 6:49am UTC
   YOLO
   What it really means:
   Life is short and i dont have too many chances to succeed i only live once so i need to work hard to give my life a purpose
   How most people interpret it:
   I only have one chance to do what ever crazy sh/t i like so if youll excuse me right now im gonna go butt-f/ck a Rhinocerous which bunji jumping off the Empire State Building with my d/ck tied to a aeroplane
   
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3. indieebitchezz
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2012 8:09pm UTC
   Dont like me?
   Have a seat with the rest of the b/tches waiting for me to give a f/ck.
   ~ Drake
   
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4. indieebitchezz
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2012 8:02pm UTC
   I gotta dig bick.
   you that read wrong.
   that awkward when you read that wrong too.
   and said moment after awkward.
   this is awkward.
   
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5. indieebitchezz
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2012 7:55pm UTC
   If were not supposed to have midnight snacks
   why is there a light in the fridge ?
   
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