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  1. inadifferentuniverse inadifferentuniverse
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    I say I'm chasing dreams,
    But you know I've been running away.

  2. inadifferentuniverse inadifferentuniverse
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    BeTruthful.
    A - Available? Yeah
    B - Birthday? December 13th
    C - Crushing on? No-one. Currently
    D - Drink you last had? Water
    E - Easiest person to talk to? Joe (best guy-friend) or Jessie (best gal-friend)
    F - Favorite song? Hook Me Up - The Veronicas
    G - Gummy bears or gummy worms? Gummy worms
    H - Hometown? Milton Keynes
    I - In love with? ...Me and my bed have a complicated relationship
    J - Jealous of? Pretty, skinny people..
    K - Killed someone? No, but I have someone in mind I wouldn't mind to
    L - Longest car ride? To the Isle of Wight, probably
    M - Milkshake flavor? Chocolate
    N - Number of siblings? 1 real, 2 step
    O - One wish? To meet a member of the Harry Potter cast/JK herself. Or to own a horse, whichever's easier
    P - Person you texted last? Joe
    Q - Question you are always asked? Probably, 'are you OK?'
    R - Reason to smile? Comedies and my friends
    S - Song you last listened to? I Know You Know - Big Time Rush (I feel childish :3)
    T - Time you woke up? 10:03 am
    U - Underwear color? Black
    V - Violent moment you had? Nearly throwing myself at the class wh*re/b*tch. Nothing big
    W - Worst habit? Pushing people away
    X - X-rays you had? Never had one
    Y - Yoyos are? Cool and really amusing. I wish I had one..
    Z - Zodiac sign? Sagittarius, but I should be a Capricorn (I was meant to be born on January 19th)

  3. inadifferentuniverse inadifferentuniverse
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    Your name isn't Google, Hermione
    So stop acting like you know everything.

  4. inadifferentuniverse inadifferentuniverse
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 6:59am UTC
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  5. inadifferentuniverse inadifferentuniverse
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:44am UTC
    "But believe me, I’m not hostile
    I just want to hear you laugh
    When I’m sarcastic like that"
    ~Darren Criss - Human

  6. inadifferentuniverse inadifferentuniverse
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    I love how I can go from laughing at Michael McIntyre and Lee Evans to just wanting to just disappear.
    And it's all your fault.
    I hope you're f*cking happy.

  7. inadifferentuniverse inadifferentuniverse
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    I constantly forgive you,
    But you know what?
    Not this time.
    I'm never letting this one go.
    You come home yelling about not doing the washing up.
    If it's so "simple", why the hell can't you do it?
    Because you're a selfsih c*nt who doesn't even give a cr*p that I'm your daughter.
    Don't you ever feel guilty?
    I sure as hell would.
    Please, just f*ck off, out my life and never return.
    You don't deserve my tears, my worries and my time.
    I'm done.

  8. inadifferentuniverse inadifferentuniverse
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    “You don't have to be gay to be a supporter,
    you just have to be human.”
    ~Daniel Radcliffe

  9. inadifferentuniverse inadifferentuniverse
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 9:42am UTC
    How much do I cost?
    Natural Hair:
    [x] Brown - $100
    [] Blonde - $50
    [] Black - $60
    [] Red - $70
    [] Other- $75
    Eye Color:
    [x] Brown - $50
    [] Green - $75
    [] Blue $150
    [] Hazel $100
    [] Other - $15
    Height:
    [] Over 7′ - $200
    [] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [] Under 5′4 - $25
    Total so far: $235
    Age:
    [] 50 to 56 - $175
    [] 46 to 50 - $150
    [] 41 to 45 - $125
    [] 31 to 40 - $100
    [] 26 to 30 - $75
    [] 21 to 25 - $50
    [] 19 to 20 - $25
    [x] 0 to 18 - $100
    Birth Order:
    [x] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [] First Born - $320
    [] Only Child - $250
    [] second born - $150
    [] Middle child - $100
    [] Last Born - $100
    [] third born - $550
    [] fourth born - $300
    [] fifth born - $400
    [] sixth born -$215
    Total so far: $1185
    Drink?
    [x] I did like twice - $400
    [] Only Holidays - $250
    [] Sometimes - $215
    [] YES - $200
    [] only weekends - $300
    [] Every other day - $50
    [] Once a day - $15
    [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [] No - $600
    Vision?
    [x] perfect vision - $400
    [] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [] No correction - $10
    [] Glasses - $50
    [] contacts - $25
    [] Surgical correction - $100
    Total so far: $1985
    Shoe Size:
    [] 13+ - $300
    [] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [] 11 to 12 - $400
    [] 7 to 10 - $500
    [x] Under 7- $450
    Favorite Color/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
    [x] Green-$750
    [] Red - $600
    [] Black - $100
    [] Yellow -$475
    [] Brown - $300
    [] Purple - $225
    [] White - $400
    [] Aqua - $350
    [] Orange - $300
    [x] Blue - $300
    []Pink - $100
    [] Other - $500
    Total: $8635
    did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [] Yes $0
    [x] Nope - $1000
    [] some- $750

  10. inadifferentuniverse inadifferentuniverse
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 4:52am UTC
    It's only been a day and I miss you.
    What happened?

  11. inadifferentuniverse inadifferentuniverse
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Never be fooled by what
    you see on the outside,
    because on the inside it's
    often a different story.
    ~iadu~

  12. inadifferentuniverse inadifferentuniverse
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    So,
    There's this guy;
    Who bearly knows I exist, but he's my whole world.

  13. inadifferentuniverse inadifferentuniverse
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times,
    when one only remembers to turn on the light.
    ~Dumbledore; The Prisoner of Azkaban.

  14. inadifferentuniverse inadifferentuniverse
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 5:25am UTC
    When loads of people are missing friends from school
    & you're sitting there like, 'you're going to see them soon. Chill out."

  15. inadifferentuniverse inadifferentuniverse
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 5:08am UTC
    A pretty face
    doesn't always mean a pretty heart.

  16. inadifferentuniverse inadifferentuniverse
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 5:14am UTC
    All those who got drunk last night,
    Karma is coming back to hit you in the face. Hard.

  17. inadifferentuniverse inadifferentuniverse
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 5:05am UTC
    This morning
    I woke up & hated everything.
    But then I came on here & the quotes made me smile.
    (:

  18. inadifferentuniverse inadifferentuniverse
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    When you get sent upstairs,
    You know you've won the argument.

:)

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