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  1. JockerDealWithIt JockerDealWithIt
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    Who else noticed
    when one person finishes their test...
    a bunch of other people
    get up too
    redoing old quote

  2. Sara_K Sara_K
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 3:04pm UTC
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  3. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 3:05pm UTC
    kids in the back seat
    cause accidents.
    accidents in the back
    seat cause kids.
    - - - - - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - - - - - -

  4. kirstendxoxo kirstendxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 3:06pm UTC
    the moment of joy when:
    you see your food coming in a restaurant

  5. JockerDealWithIt JockerDealWithIt
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 3:06pm UTC
    & who else remembers
    how in Drake & Josh,
    Josh was obsessed with Oprah. <3

  6. JockerDealWithIt JockerDealWithIt
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    Taking Notes In Class
    . . .
    & never looking at them again
    complete the organ if u do this too <3 ...

  7. JockerDealWithIt JockerDealWithIt
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    Congratulations!
    You just purchased a bag of air!
    With free Doritos!
    ng, and said, "That's my wife and me in first grade."
    -LGMH. ♥

  8. letsjustforget_x letsjustforget_x
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    How Funny Would It Be If A Rockstar, Went On Stage And Tried To Smash His Guitar But It DIDN'T break (:

  9. khyris khyris
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    Katy Perry shot fireworks from her chest,
    which made Usher scream "OMG" so loud,
    that Rihanna became mentally retarded,and,
    then walked around saying 'What's My Name.'
    Well,
    Willow Smith became so annoyed,
    she threatened to Whip Her Hair at Rihanna,
     if she didn't stop.
    So Bruno Mars,
    got so mad he threw a grenade at her.
    But then Ke$ha,
    defending Willow,
    said We R Who We R!
    So they started fighting and
    everyone backed up,
    but Eminem came in,
    saying 'I'm Not Afraid'
    saving the world,
    then Nelly woke up and said,
    "Phew, it was just a dream!!" (:
    This isn't mine make it pretty if you want xx

  10. RileyM RileyM
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 3:15pm UTC
    T
    And I'm getting kinda sick of all this snow
    T
    Anyone else?

  11. fruitcake2288 fruitcake2288
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 3:15pm UTC
    your a little like a lost balloon.(:

  12. summerbabe51897 summerbabe51897 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 2:41pm UTC
    Stop being so self centered, biitch.

  13. snpcrcklpp393 snpcrcklpp393
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    music understands me
    l i k e n o p e r s o n c a n .

  14. heatherawr49 heatherawr49
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    I cry my self asleep
    knowing that nothing will be okay.

  15. lastfridaynightxx lastfridaynightxx
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    The truth is,
    I'm scared.
    I'm scared shitless. ♥

  16. miss_dudi2121 miss_dudi2121
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    I'd rather be here on witty forever
    then have friends in
    school
    who don't even know the
    meaning
    of it

  17. Haii_its_Syd Haii_its_Syd
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. IzzyIsRawr IzzyIsRawr
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 3:02pm UTC
    Whoaa


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. RaiinbowBabiix0 RaiinbowBabiix0
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    f------------------------------------
    In my opinion;
    All guys are players.
    I just want one guy; to proove me wrong.

    ------------------------------------
    not myformat.

:)

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