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immortalshadows13

1. immortalshadows13
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2013 2:05pm UTC
   “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your d@mn lemons, what the he/l am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down"
   -Cave Johnson
   
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2. immortalshadows13
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   March 5, 2013 12:00pm UTC
   why do i live?
   do i live just to die?
   or do i live to live?
   anyone know why anyone lives?
   
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3. immortalshadows13
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   February 22, 2013 11:08am UTC
   my life is like a remix of a bad song
   
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4. immortalshadows13
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   January 24, 2013 2:19pm UTC
   "i'm stairing down the barrel of a 45
   swimming throught the ashes of another life
   There's no real reason to accept the way things have changed Staring down the barrel of a 45"
   
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5. immortalshadows13
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   January 3, 2013 11:57am UTC
   And my deceased soul screams:
   You will be my walker of shadows
   Delight me with sinister sin
   Our funeral of euphoria
   Will break satin’s black heart
   
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