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immamazzin

1. immamazzin
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2011 7:14pm UTC
   && there are many reasons
   i don't pee at school:
   1. you have to worry about people hearing you pee.
   2. you don't know who could be watching from those 2 huge gaps in the stall door .
   3. you have to worry about the cheap toilet paper not unrolling.
   4. you have to worry about all the different diseases you could get from the toilet bowl.
   5. you could be doing your hair instead.
   6. you have to worry about the cheap toilet paper not staying together.
   7. you have to worry about sitting on some stranger's pee.
   just face it
   everything about peeing at school sucks.
   
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2. immamazzin
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2011 8:35pm UTC
   well.....duh:
   Eyes are placed in the front
   because it'd be a little hard to walk if they weren't.
   don't ya think???
   {revised quote.
   thought it was funny}
   
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3. immamazzin
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2011 11:01pm UTC
   facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363
   ^^^^ sexiest person ALIVE
   no joke
   just copy and paste into your URL
   {must be logged in to facebook to work}
   ;)
   
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4. immamazzin
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2011 10:04pm UTC
   that proud feeling
   [{ when }]
   y o u r bra
   m a t c h e s y o u r underwear.
   
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5. immamazzin
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2011 9:36pm UTC
   (everything's funnier)
   [when your not allowed to laugh]
   
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6. immamazzin
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2011 1:01pm UTC
   d o e s n ' t -- i t -- f e e l -- l i k e ;
   actors age alot faster than us?
   
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7. immamazzin
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2011 12:01pm UTC
   "Today...
   You are You,
   that is Truer than True.
   There is no one alive,
   that is Youer than You."
   - DR.Suess ♥
   
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8. immamazzin
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2011 11:57pm UTC
   Wii: (n.) weeee:
   Quite possibly the most bizarre
   name for a gaming console in
   the history of mankind. kindamyformat
   
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9. immamazzin
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2011 11:44pm UTC
   that moment
   when your foot f a l l s a s l e e p
   and you feel the need
   f o r a m p u t a t i o n
   
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10. immamazzin
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 11:05pm UTC
    adding a cuss-word
    to a joke
    to make it that much funnier.
    
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11. immamazzin
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 10:43pm UTC
    my love quote has:
    143 faves
    
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12. immamazzin
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 10:30pm UTC
    Darnn
    ^ ^ things aren't always
    what they seem to be at
    first glance :)
    [fave if you had to look again]
    
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13. immamazzin
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    please,
    someone change all of my quotes with 13 faves...
    - i am feeling unlucky
    
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14. immamazzin
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    SpongeBob's Face
    when he found out;
    Squidward likes
    Krabby Patties
    -facebook
    
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15. immamazzin
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    why don't they
    frost the whole
    POP-TART?
    no one l i k e s t h e b r e a d c r u s t s .
    
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16. immamazzin
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    HAPPINESS
    [is a perfume]
    that you can't put on others
    without getting a few drops
    on yourself ♥
    
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17. immamazzin
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    :(that sucky moment:
    when one of your quotes loses a fave
    
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18. immamazzin
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 11:44am UTC
    ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ ♥
    quit playing games with my
    ♥heart
    ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ ♥
    
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19. immamazzin
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    **subway is like**
    PROSTITUTION
    (you pay someone else
    to DO your wife's job)
    :)
    
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20. immamazzin
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    We are all a little weird. & life's a little weird,
    & when we find someone who's weirdness is compatible with ours,
    we join up with them
    & fall in mutual weirdness & call it...
    love.
    
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