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  1. LucozadeFreak LucozadeFreak
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 11:53am UTC
    Officer: What is your D.O.B.?
    Criminal: What's a D.O.B., man?
    Officer: When's your birthday?
    Criminal: May 5th
    Officer: What year?
    Criminal: Every year, man.

  2. taaaylorxOx taaaylorxOx
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 11:44pm UTC
    ooops!
    silly me. i lost my cell phone number.
    can i have yours? <3


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  4. CookehChan CookehChan
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2009 3:03pm UTC
    ~Sometimes when I say~
    "Oh, I'm fine."
    I want some one to
    Look
    Me in the eyes and say
    "Tell the truth."

  5. xbayx0 xbayx0
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 11:25am UTC
    real eyes x realize x real lies
    *credit for my edit. ;p

  6. xoSoniaxox04 xoSoniaxox04
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 10:21am UTC
    & i have no idea what you just said
    but you sounded cute saying it.

  7. Peace_X_Love Peace_X_Love
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 6:32pm UTC
    I kinda wish his parents knew
    You know? That way they could ground him or something
    He deserves some sort of punishment for breaking my heart


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  10. snowsurfsunx3 snowsurfsunx3
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 5:53pm UTC
    i once wondered why
    our hearts are on the left side of our chest
    when everything else is symmetrical.
    shouldn't it be in the center?
    then i realized hearts are not
    supposed to be alone.
    when you hug someone you love,
    their heart beats right next to yours
    in symmetry

  11. XoQueen_of_KingsX3 XoQueen_of_KingsX3
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 2:07pm UTC
    click to see this quote


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  13. nikkirulesu nikkirulesu
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 10:24am UTC
    c o d e s :
    make the spacing of the lines closer:
    <div style="line-height: 10px;">
    black background:
    <div style="background-color: black;">
    make text all squished together:
    <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    Credit to bbigday
    not mine!!!

  14. XxbeachbabexX XxbeachbabexX
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2009 11:05pm UTC
    &+ please tell me Im not the only one.
    who goes to Abercrombie
    to see the hott workers?

  15. xopeacelovedancexO xopeacelovedancexO
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 6:32pm UTC
    &+ Right Now Shes
    shes crying and shaking on the bed
    and memories of you running through her head
    chocolate frostings her new favorite snack
    shes got her best friend rubbing her back
    her cell phones on her right
    and shes holding on to it real tight
    just in case it starts to ring
    she misses everything<l3
    allminee
    fav/comment
    (:
    make a series?
    withh likee other scenarioss?? idk

  16. xoSoniaxox04 xoSoniaxox04
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 10:43am UTC
    h u n f o r g e t t h e r a i n
    kiss me in the snow. *

  17. soccachk547 soccachk547
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 4:04pm UTC
    | | Admit It | |
    you know every word to the
    FreeCreditReport.com
    c o m m e r c i a l s(:
    probably already on here xD

  18. squeebeejello squeebeejello
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2009 11:31pm UTC
    {See} him?
    Yeah, he's my boyfriend
    He just doesn't know it yet
    ; )( ;

  19. singer101ht singer101ht
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 11:52am UTC
    i'm not a complete idiot,
    some parts are missing.
    :]

  20. xoxblondy4life xoxblondy4life
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2009 10:39pm UTC
    he came up behind me
    wrapped his arms around me and kissed my
    cheek every so gently he whispered in my ear
    "i love you so much and i don't know how i got so
    lucky" then he turned me around and stared
    into my eyes i asked him what he was thinking
    and he said he was thinking about how beautiful
    i was, everyone stared at us in envy knowing
    how in love we were, we talk for hours on the phone
    and spend almost every second together, we love
    each other and i could not ask for
    xx___anything more___xx

:)

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