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  1. adamthepanda adamthepanda
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 11:27am UTC
    Relationships are like drugs, either they kill you
    Or they give you the best feeling of your life <3

  2. adamthepanda adamthepanda
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 11:32am UTC
    Love is a seed, you have to plant it, and care for it. Then watch as it grows into something beautiful.
    Adam Lazor ~ 2-27-13

  3. misshyfr misshyfr
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    We always think they'll change
    But in reality their same habits are rewind.
    Stop making the people that treat you like an option
    A priority.

  4. livin_life_young_and_in_love livin_life_young_and_in_love
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    I bought my boyfriend a hat for his birthday.
    My boyfriend: Is it sad that I'm sleeping next to your hat because it's the closest thing that I have to you?

  5. Bumblebee99 Bumblebee99
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    Dance as though no one is watching you,
    Love as though you have never been hurt before,
    Sing as though no one can hear you,
    Live as though heaven is on earth. <3

  6. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    What Do You Listen To?
    [] Justin Bieber
    [] Niki Mnaj
    [] 1Direction
    [X] Music

  7. lostinthemusic lostinthemusic
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    do you remember we were sitting there on the water?
    you saw me start to beileve for the first time.
    you made a rebel of a careless mans careful daughter
    you are the best thing thats ever been mine...♥

  8. Eminemx3 Eminemx3
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    IM NOT
    WITH STUPID
    ANYMORE.

  9. terryschocolate terryschocolate
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    Its amazing what can cheer me up, 52 faves on a quote of mine and no-one could be happier, you'd never guess im being forced to do swimming and ive just been through a break up in the last 24 hours 3 days before my birthday.. what is this?! thanks people that faved({})

  10. lostinthemusic lostinthemusic
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 10:31am UTC
    geometry class:
    teach-"okay so lets talk about the intruder drill we will be having tomorrow."
    class-"uuhhggg"
    teach-"now its going to be at around 9:15am and i want to point out *girls name* that you aren't in class at that time. you rusually in the bathroom."
    girl-*O.O*
    teach-"and i checked the bathroom door to see if there was a lock...and theres not. now just think, a man coming into our school (it being all girls) would not be afraid to walk into the ladies room....."
    girl-"O.o"
    teach-"and even if you hid in the bathroom stall, a good kick and it would bust open."
    girl-*girls face looking like there will be no hope if she was to be in the bathroom and an intruder would come walking into the bathroom and she would die."

  11. lostinthemusic lostinthemusic
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 10:38am UTC
    do you ever wonder...
    who is going to be there at your funeral when you die?

  12. lostinthemusic lostinthemusic
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    i want to be that girl
    that all the boys talk about.
    that all the boys want.
    that all the boys dream about.
    that all the boys want to love...♥

  13. lostinthemusic lostinthemusic
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 11:52am UTC
    history teacher is engagaed...
    its really sweet.
    she married her high school sweetheart
    i thought how sweet maybe if i ever get a bf i could marry him but then
    she said to us "dont get your hopes up this dosen't happen often."
    this just proves i will be
    forever alone.

  14. Simmie Simmie
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 8:51am UTC
    poop
    lets see how many faves this get.

  15. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    Everyone keeps telling me my beard makes me look like an axe murderer. I tell them it's a magic beard which disappears when you look away.
    That usually buys me enough time to reach for my axe.

  16. Jake Navaro * Jake Navaro *
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    if you dont have nothing nice to say
    ...
    come sit by me and we can make fun of everyone together.

  17. ThatRandomGuy97 ThatRandomGuy97
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    all i need, is a beauty and a beat, to make me feel complete


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. queenmarie queenmarie
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    We are
    fragile.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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