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KatieInAStrangeLand
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 4:00pm UTC

I don't have OCD,
I have CDO - it's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order.
Like they should be!

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lili*
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 1:30am UTC

roses are red facebook is blue
no mutual friends who the f*uck are you?

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imcoolandikit
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 1:48am UTC

those long stories in the funny section so more people will read them.... i sit there reading the whole thing making me sad to all of those stories fu no realy fu -___-

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC

What if your pillow
Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
You could plug it into your computer
And watch them over again.

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brwneydgrl
posted a quote
March 26, 2011 9:18pm UTC

Click the ♥
if you love Jesus,
and your
not ashamed to
say so.
(:
Notmyformat.

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC

Favorite this quote if..
You're in the middle of heartbreak.
You're battling cancer.
You've lost a friend.
You've changed this year.
You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
You've been bullied this year.
You've been cheated on.
Someone in your family has died.
Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
You've gotten major surgery this year.
You're depressed.
Favorite this quote if..
you're going through something that no one could
ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.
♥

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Nessazhere
posted a quote
December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC

Favorite if:
-you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
-you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
-you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
-you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
-you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
-you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-you use the "sup" head nod.
-you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
-youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

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ilovedance143
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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rawrxmonique
posted a quote
December 27, 2009 9:33pm UTC

click to see this quote

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rileylovesyoou
posted a quote
November 4, 2010 7:32pm UTC

i wish i could see
myself from a
boy's perspective. ♥

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

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The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
posted a quote
June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC

We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

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1Dstolemyheart
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 12:15am UTC

Interviewer: "So how old would you go for women?"
Niall: (looks over at Harry) "How old is your mum?"
Harry: .......

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ItWillRain
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 12:18am UTC

*Me thinking I look really good*
Sister: Did your face get run over by a truck or something because you look terrible!
-_-

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Lexxie23
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 12:20am UTC

This is how my day goes:
Facebook.
Fridge.
Witty.
Repeat.

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ThisIsMySecret
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 12:21am UTC

So, if SKINNY people go
SKINNY DIPPING,
what do FAT people do?
CHUNKY DUNK?
nmf/nmq

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DevitriLovesWitty
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 12:23am UTC

Teacher: I killed a person. Please put this in future tense...
Student: You will go to jail
Teacher: -.-

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imcoolandikit
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 12:26am UTC

THINK ABOUT THE SHOW AUSTIN AND ALLY NO WAIT THINK ABOUT THE THEME SONG I QOUTE " theres no way i can do it with out u its not fun doing it solo" ik i was thinking WTF to....

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MrsHoran66
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 11:34pm UTC

Whenever my friends are talking about how much they love their boyfriends,I'm just sitting there thinking about Oreos.
And,I soon realize how sad my life is.

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ThisIsMySecret
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 12:01am UTC

I miss those days...
where the most pain you felt was a scraped knee,
the only thing that broke was your pencil,
where happiness was simply playing a game with your friends,
where you weren't afraid to wear what you wanted,
the only thing you worried about was what you were having for dinner,
when love was what you felt when you were in mum's arms,
and in other words,
...before society changed.

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