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imasquirrel23

1. imasquirrel23
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2013 7:19pm UTC
   I hate when cashiers make comments like
   "ooo oreos someones hungry"
   and in your mind your like
   "shut your mouth Shanon nobody cares!"
   
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2. imasquirrel23
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2013 8:40am UTC
   Women Suck
   (no offense to 99% of the female population)
   
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3. imasquirrel23
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2013 10:52am UTC
   I'm always expecting no homework
   then my teacher says " tonight your homework will be"
   and I'm just like "don't even say cause I ain't gonna do it"
   -Taisia Alexis
   
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4. imasquirrel23
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2013 10:48am UTC
   There's always that one teacher you don't like who trys to get on your good side
   and your just like "uhm excuse me, what are you doing? get away from me. Thank you"
   -Tasia Alexis
   
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5. imasquirrel23
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2013 9:05pm UTC
   When you get caught staring at your crush
   and you look away
   then you look back
   and they catch you again
   
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6. imasquirrel23
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2013 8:50pm UTC
   Everyone has that one friend
   where everytime you have your head phones in
   they try to talk to you every 5 seconds
   
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7. imasquirrel23
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2013 8:42pm UTC
   First day of school:
   "First day of school, YAY!"
   After two weeks:
   "Eff it I'm not going"
   
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